"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts — John Shaqi
"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
EVELYN
[_Sinking into a chair with his face in his hands_]
Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
CAROL
You don’t love me at all, then?
EVELYN
For God’s sake stop!
CAROL
You don’t—you don’t—
EVELYN
Shut up! Shut up!
CAROL
You coward!
[_She goes over to the window._]
EVELYN
Please go away. You’ll only make everything much worse.
CAROL
Why have you come here this morning?
EVELYN
To tell Edward about last night.
CAROL
What will you tell him?
EVELYN
The truth.
CAROL
You’re insane.
EVELYN
I was—but I’m not any more.
CAROL
[_Coming quickly back to him_]
You can’t mean this.
EVELYN
I do mean it.
CAROL
But why! Why!! Why!!!
EVELYN
I don’t expect you to understand.
CAROL
Evie, listen. Be sensible for a moment.
EVELYN
It’s no use going on like that. I’ve made up my mind.
CAROL
Evie—
EVELYN
[_Rising_]
Go away! Go away!
CAROL
[_Following him_]
I love you.
EVELYN
Be quiet.
CAROL
I love you—I love you. Tell what you like—shout it from the housetops. I
love you!
EVELYN
[_Catching hold of her_]
Shut up—you must. Some one will hear.
CAROL
I don’t care.
EVELYN
You don’t love me—you never did for a moment—it was all a trick.
CAROL
[_Outraged_]
Evie!
EVELYN
I can see it all now—I can see it all.
CAROL
You’re talking nonsense.
EVELYN
For God’s sake go away from me.
CAROL
[_Helplessly_]
I don’t know what to do.
EVELYN
Leave me alone. I’ve got to tell Edward the truth.
CAROL
In Heaven’s name, why?
EVELYN
Can’t you see why?
CAROL
No. What good will it do?
EVELYN
I’ve betrayed him.
CAROL
That’s no reason for you to betray me as well.
EVELYN
He trusted me—completely.
CAROL
Well, why not let him go on trusting you?
EVELYN
Because I’m unworthy of it forever.
CAROL
And what about me?
EVELYN
It was your fault.
CAROL
How chivalrous.
EVELYN
You lied to me.
CAROL
[_Firmly_]
I did _not_ lie to you.
EVELYN
You said you came last night because you loved me.
CAROL
So I did!
EVELYN
You came out of curiosity and stayed out of revenge.
CAROL
What a fool you are!
EVELYN
You determined to get even with me.
CAROL
Evie!
EVELYN
It’s true—it’s true—you know it is.
CAROL
Why have you built up this ridiculous story in your mind?
EVELYN
It’s true.
CAROL
[_With great firmness_]
It’s nothing of the sort, and if you calm yourself and think seriously
for a moment, you’ll realize the complete absurdity of it. You must be
sensible. Do you hear—you _must_ be sensible. You’re on the verge of
wrecking everything out of sheer hysteria.
EVELYN
Everything is wrecked already. I’ve got nothing left—no honor, no
decency—
CAROL
[_Quietly_]
I gave myself to you last night, Evie—
EVELYN
Don’t—don’t—
CAROL
I gave myself to you completely and for one reason only—I loved you. I
love you now.
EVELYN
Carol, please—
CAROL
If you tell Edward—I shall go away and never see either of you again.
EVELYN
I can’t help it. I—
CAROL
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