"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
You _can_ help it. What you’re contemplating is utterly without reason.
If you’re trying to vindicate your honor, you can’t seriously achieve it
by betraying mine. We’ve both behaved abominably, I admit. We’ve both
been weak and uncontrolled and given way completely and we shall suffer
for it accordingly, you needn’t doubt that for a minute. We’re in a
terrible mess, but we’re in it together and together we must remain—
EVELYN
I shall never be able to look Edward in the face again.
CAROL
Will you be able to face him any better after you’ve told him?
EVELYN
Yes.
CAROL
Why?
EVELYN
Because I shall have done the only decent thing left to me.
CAROL
You’ll only succeed in making him suffer as well as yourself and me.
Can’t you see the uselessness of it?
EVELYN
I can’t see him and talk to him with this shame between us.
CAROL
You must—so must I. It’s the just penalty for what we’ve done. You said
just now you never wanted to see me again. Well, I promise you you never
shall—alone. You at least can go away. I can’t—I’ve got to stay and get
through the next few months as best I can—
[_There comes a ring at the front-door bell._]
EVELYN
[_Pacing the room_]
O God! what am I to do?
CAROL
[_Quickly_]
Nothing—nothing yet, anyhow. Think sensibly and quietly—everything
depends on your keeping calm—
[_BERRY enters and crosses over L. and exits._]
EVELYN
Is that Edward?
CAROL
Yes, I expect so. He’s always forgetting his key.
EVELYN
[_Terribly undecided_]
Carol, I—
CAROL
Promise you’ll do nothing yet.
EVELYN
I can’t—I—
CAROL
[_Whispering violently_]
Promise me—wait a little—promise me. Will you promise me?
EVELYN
[_Helplessly_]
Yes.
[_BERRY re-enters._]
BERRY
[_Announcing_]
Mrs. St. Merryn.
[_ZOE enters briskly._]
ZOE
Good morning, Carol. I haven’t seen you for months. How are you?
CAROL
[_As they kiss_]
Splendid. I heard you were back.
ZOE
Hallo, Evie!
EVELYN
[_Coldly_]
Good morning.
ZOE
I gather that Edward is expected?
CAROL
Yes, he’ll be back at any minute.
EVELYN
Good-by.
[_He goes out abruptly._]
ZOE
[_Surprised_]
That was one of the most sudden exits I’ve ever seen.
CAROL
[_Carelessly_]
I think Evie’s upset about something.
ZOE
I didn’t think he was capable of it.
CAROL
[_Conventionally_]
Are you glad to be back?
ZOE
Delighted. London’s looking so pretty with all the roads up.
CAROL
[_Absently_]
Are they? I hadn’t noticed.
ZOE
I don’t see how you could fail to unless you travel exclusively in the
underground.
CAROL
Where are you staying?
ZOE
Claridge’s.
CAROL
Oh!
ZOE
It’s so beautifully austere.
CAROL
What?
ZOE
[_Patiently_]
I said it was so beautifully austere.
CAROL
Oh yes, it is.
ZOE
You’re looking awfully well.
CAROL
I am, frightfully well.
ZOE
Don’t you think I’m looking frightfully well?
CAROL
Yes, you certainly are. Traveling obviously agrees with you.
ZOE
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