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We had one inestimable privilege at that school, and that was spiritual
neglect. We dealt with one another with the forcible simplicity of
natural boys, we “cheeked,” and “punched” and “clouted”; we thought
ourselves Red Indians and cowboys and such-like honourable things, and
not young English gentlemen; we never felt the strain of “Onward
Christian soldiers,” nor were swayed by any premature piety in the cold
oak pew of our Sunday devotions. All that was good. We spent our rare
pennies in the uncensored reading matter of the village dame’s shop, on
the _Boys of England_, and honest penny dreadfuls—ripping stuff, stuff
that anticipated Haggard and Stevenson, badly printed and queerly
illustrated, and very very good for us. On our half-holidays we were
allowed the unusual freedom of rambling in twos and threes wide and far
about the land, talking experimentally, dreaming wildly. There was much
in those walks! To this day the landscape of the Kentish world, with
its low broad distances, its hop gardens and golden stretches of wheat,
its oasts and square church towers, its background of downland and
hangers, has for me a faint sense of adventure added to the pleasure of
its beauty. We smoked on occasion, but nobody put us up to the proper
“boyish” things to do; we never “robbed an orchard” for example, though
there were orchards all about us, we thought stealing was sinful, we
stole incidental apples and turnips and strawberries from the fields
indeed, but in a criminal inglorious fashion, and afterwards we were
ashamed. We had our days of adventure, but they were natural accidents,
our own adventures. There was one hot day when several of us, walking
out towards Maidstone, were incited by the devil to despise ginger
beer, and we fuddled ourselves dreadfully with ale; and a time when our
young minds were infected to the pitch of buying pistols, by the legend
of the Wild West. Young Roots from Highbury came back with a revolver
and cartridges, and we went off six strong to live a free wild life one
holiday afternoon. We fired our first shot deep in the old flint mine
at Chiselstead, and nearly burst our ear drums; then we fired in a
primrose studded wood by Pickthorn Green, and I gave a false alarm of
“keeper,” and we fled in disorder for a mile. After which Roots
suddenly shot at a pheasant in the high road by Chiselstead, and then
young Barker told lies about the severity of the game laws and made
Roots sore afraid, and we hid the pistol in a dry ditch outside the
school field. A day or so after we got in again, and ignoring a certain
fouling and rusting of the barrel, tried for a rabbit at three hundred
yards. Young Roots blew a molehill at twenty paces into a dust cloud,
burnt his fingers, and scorched his face; and the weapon having once
displayed this strange disposition to flame back upon the shooter, was
not subsequently fired.
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