Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian — John Shaqi
Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
She stopped short, arrested by a thought as new as though it had bloomed
out of the cherrywood table beside her. Then she sat down in the
velvet-draped armchair, letting this somewhat disturbing thought slip
from her head to her heart, as it were, where it paced its silent
parliaments of instinct until she had breakfasted. In leaving it thus to
instinct she felt that she was leaving it to a conference of ancestral
ghosts to argue over and fight out to a finish. But when that decision
was once made she accepted it without questioning. Her only hope, she
suddenly felt, lay in Gunboat Dorgan. Her only chance of balancing
life’s ledger of violence rested with that East Side youth with the
fore-shortened Celtic nose and the cauliflower ear. It was Gunboat
Dorgan who could do for her what the situation demanded.
Her only way of getting in touch with young Dorgan, she remembered, was
through Ruby Reamer. But Ruby’s telephone number had been left with her
in case of need, and with impulse still making her movements crisp she
went to the telephone and called up her model.
“Ruby,” she said in the most matter-of-fact tone of which she was
capable, “can you tell me where I can find your friend, Mr. Dorgan?”
There was a ponderable space of silence.
“And what do you want with me friend Mr. Dorgan?” asked the voice over
the wire, not without a slight saber-edge of suspicion.
Teddie entrenched herself behind a timely but guarding trill of
laughter.
“It’s for something I can’t very well tell you,” she said, “something
that I’ll be able to explain to you later on.”
And again a silence that was obviously meditative intervened.
“Of course I’ve never tried to butt in on Gunnie’s personal affairs,”
announced a somewhat dignified Miss Reamer, remembering that the lady on
the other end of the wire was much more attractive than anything she
could fashion out of pastels. “But when Gunnie makes a date he’s never
held himself above explainin’ it to me.”
Teddie fortified herself with a deep breath.
“Then suppose we leave the explaining to him, when he feels that the
psychological moment has arrived,” she suggested. “So I’ll be obliged if
you can tell me just where and how I might get in touch with Mr.
Dorgan?”
“I guess maybe you’ll find him at the Aldine Athletic Club about this
time any morning,” Ruby finally conceded, without any perceptible
decrease of dignity. And with that the conference ended.
It took time, however, to get in touch with the gentleman in question.
It was, in fact, three long hours before Gunboat had finished with his
boxing-class at the Aldine Athletic Club, had taken his shower and his
rub-down, and had apparelled himself in attire befitting a call on a
rib, as he expressed it, who could bed her ponies down in bank-notes if
she had a mind to. When he appeared before Teddie, accordingly, he did
so in oxblood shoes and light tan gloves and a close-fitting “college”
suit that translated him into anything but a knight of brawn.
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