Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
“Mr. Dorgan,” promptly began Teddie, with a quietness which was merely a
mask to her inner excitement, “I’m in a very great difficulty and I’ve
been wondering if you’d be willing to help me out of it.”
“What’s the trouble, lady?” asked Gunboat, a little stiff and
embarrassed in his Sunday best as he gazed at her out of an honest but
guarded eye. For the knights of the ring, in their own world and in
their own way, have many advances of the softer sex to withstand and
many blandishments of the rose-sheathed enemy to be wary of.
But Teddie was direct enough, once she was under way.
“I’ve just been insulted in this studio by a brute who calls himself a
man, intolerably and atrociously insulted.”
Gunboat Dorgan’s face lost a little of its barricaded look. This was a
matter which brought him back to earth again. And Teddie saw that
nothing was to be gained by beating about the bush.
“And this man threatens to come here to-day and repeat that insult,” she
went on. “And, to speak quite plainly, I want some one to protect me.”
Gunboat’s face brightened. He moistened a hard young lip with the point
of his tongue as he stood gazing into clouded eyes for which lances
would surely have been shattered at Ashley.
“Who’s the guy what’s been gettin’ fresh?” he demanded.
Teddie, looking very lovely in a tailored black suit with an Ophelia
rose pinned to its front, did her best to resist all undue surrender to
the lethal tides of sympathy.
“It’s a beast called Raoul Uhlan,” she announced, disturbed for a moment
by the slenderness of her would-be champion. But it was only for a
moment, for she remembered the flexed right arm Ruby Reamer had tried to
caliper with her admiring fingers on the afternoon that the
crayon-drawing had been made.
“That puddin’!” cried Gunboat, with a touch of ecstasy. “Why, that guy
tried to pull the soft stuff with Ruby last winter, but nothin’ put me
wise until it was six months too late.” He fell to pacing the
studio-rug, as though it were a roped ring, with significant undulatory
movement of the shoulders. “Say, lady, what d’ yuh want me to do to that
cuff-shooter? Blot ’im out?”
There was a hard light in the pagan young eyes of the girl in black.
“Yes,” she announced, without hesitation.
“Then he’ll get his!” affirmed the other, just as promptly.
“I want you to give him a lesson that he’ll never, never forget,” she
explained, a little paler than usual. “I want you to show him it isn’t
safe to insult defenseless girls.”
“Oh, I’ll show ’im!” announced Gunboat, with his chin out and his heels
well apart. “He’ll know something when I get through wit’ him. And he’ll
have a map like a fried egg!”
“But I don’t want you to——”
“Leave that to me, lady,” interrupted her champion, sensing what he
recognized as purely feminine compunctions. “Yuh’ve gotta know when to
quit, in this business, the same as when to start. Just leave it to me,
and I’ll do it, and do it right!”
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