The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings — John Locke — John Shaqi
The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
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Having continued this close inspection nearly two hours, during which
we passed over a wide tract of country, chiefly of a rugged and
apparently volcanic character; and having seen few additional varieties
of vegetation, except some species of lichen, which grew everywhere
in great abundance, Dr. Herschel proposed that we should take out all
our lenses, give a rapid speed to the panorama, and search for some of
the principal valleys known to astronomers, as the most likely method
to reward our first night's observation with the discovery of animated
beings. The lenses being removed, and the effulgence of our unutterably
glorious reflectors left undiminished, we found, in accordance with our
calculations, that our field of view comprehended about twenty-five
miles of the lunar surface, with the distinctness both of outline and
detail which could be procured of a terrestrial object at the distance
of two and a half miles; an optical phenomenon which you will find
demonstrated in Note 5. This afforded us the best landscape views we
had hitherto obtained, and although the accelerated motion was rather
too great, we enjoyed them with rapture. Several of those famous
valleys, which are bounded by lofty hills of so perfectly conical a
form as to render them less like works of nature than of art, passed
the canvass before we had time to check their flight; but presently a
train of scenery met our eye, of features so entirely novel, that Dr.
Herschel signalled for the lowest convenient gradation of movement. It
was a lofty chain of obelisk-shaped, or very slender pyramids, standing
in irregular groups, each composed of about thirty or forty spires,
every one of which was perfectly square, and as accurately truncated
as the finest specimens of Cornish crystal. They were of a faint lilac
hue, and very resplendent. I now thought that we had assuredly fallen
on productions of art; but Dr. Herschel shrewdly remarked, that if the
Lunarians could build thirty or forty miles of such monuments as these,
we should ere now have discovered others of a less equivocal character.
He pronounced them quartz formations, of probably the wine-colored
amethyst species, and promised us, from these and other proofs which he
had obtained of the powerful action of laws of crystallization in this
planet, a rich field of mineralogical study. On introducing a lens,
his conjecture was fully confirmed; they were monstrous amethysts,
of a diluted claret color, glowing in the intensest light of the
sun! They varied in height from sixty to ninety feet, though we saw
several of a still more incredible altitude. They were observed in a
succession of valleys divided by longitudinal lines of round-breasted
hills, covered with verdure and nobly undulated; but what is most
remarkable, the valleys which contained these stupendous crystals were
invariably barren, and covered with stones of a ferruginous hue, which
were probably iron pyrites. We found that some of these curiosities