The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings — John Locke — John Shaqi
The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
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were situated in a district elevated half a mile above the valley of
the Mare Fœcunditatis, of Mayer and Riccioli; the shores of which soon
hove in view. But never was a name more inappropriately bestowed. From
"Dan to Beersheba" all was barren, barren--the sea-board was entirely
composed of chalk and flint, and not a vestige of vegetation could
be discovered with our strongest glasses. The whole breadth of the
northern extremity of this sea, which was about three hundred miles,
having crossed our plane, we entered upon a wild mountainous region
abounding with more extensive forests of larger trees than we had
before seen--the species of which I have no good analogy to describe.
In general contour they resembled our forest oak; but they were much
more superb in foliage, having broad glossy leaves like that of the
laurel, and tresses of yellow flowers which hung, in the open glades,
from the branches to the ground. These mountains passed, we arrived
at a region which filled us with utter astonishment. It was an oval
valley, surrounded, except at a narrow opening towards the south, by
hills, red as the purest vermilion, and evidently crystallized; for
wherever a precipitous chasm appeared--and these chasms were very
frequent, and of immense depth--the perpendicular sections presented
conglomerated masses of polygon crystals, evenly fitted to each other,
and arranged in deep strata, which grew darker in color as they
descended to the foundations of the precipices. Innumerable cascades
were bursting forth from the breasts of every one of these cliffs,
and some so near their summits, and with such great force, as to form
arches many yards in diameter. I never was so vividly reminded of
Byron's simile, "the tale of the white horse in the Revolution." At the
foot of this boundary of hills was a perfect zone of woods surrounding
the whole valley, which was about eighteen or twenty miles wide, at
its greatest breadth, and about thirty in length. Small collections of
trees, of every imaginable kind, were scattered about the whole of the
luxuriant area; and here our magnifiers blest our panting hopes with
specimens of conscious existence. In the shade of the woods on the
south-eastern side, we beheld continuous herds of brown quadrupeds,
having all the external characteristics of the bison, but more
diminutive than any species of the bos genus in our natural history.
Its tail is like that of our bos grunniens; but in its semi-circular
horns, the hump on its shoulders, and the depth of its dewlap, and the
length of its shaggy hair, it closely resembled the species to which
I first compared it. It had, however, one widely distinctive feature,
which we afterwards found common to nearly every lunar quadruped
we have discovered; namely, a remarkable fleshy appendage over the
eyes, crossing the whole breadth of the forehead and united to the
ears. We could most distinctly perceive this hairy veil, which was