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The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
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hanging from the crevices of the horizontal strata in wild net-work,
or straight pendant branches. We of course concluded that this was
virgin gold, and we had no assay-master to prove to the contrary. On
searching the plain, over which we had observed the woods roving in
all the shapes of clouds in the sky, we were again delighted with
the discovery of animals. The first observed was a quadruped with an
amazingly long neck, head like a sheep, bearing two long spiral horns,
white as polished ivory, and standing in perpendicular parallel to each
other. Its body was like that of the deer, but its fore-legs were most
disproportionally long, and its tail, which was very bushy and of a
snowy whiteness, curled high over its rump, and hung two or three feet
by its side. Its colors were bright bay and white in brindled patches,
clearly defined, but of no regular form. It was found only in pairs, in
spaces between the woods, and we had no opportunity of witnessing its
speed or habits. But a few minutes only elapsed before three specimens
of another animal appeared, so well known to us all that we fairly
laughed at the recognition of so familiar an acquaintance in so distant
a land. They were neither more nor less than three good large sheep,
which would not have disgraced the farms of Leicestershire, or the
shambles of Leadenhall-market. With the utmost scrutiny, we could find
no mark of distinction between these and those of our native soil; they
had not even the appendage over the eyes, which I have described as
common to lunar quadrupeds. Presently they appeared in great numbers,
and on reducing the lenses, we found them in flocks over a great part
of the valley. I need not say how desirous we were of finding shepherds
to these flocks, and even a man with blue apron and rolled up sleeves
would have been a welcome sight to us, if not to the sheep; but they
fed in peace, lords of their own pastures, without either protector or
destroyer in human shape.
"We at length approached the level opening to the lake, where the
valley narrows to a mile in width, and displays scenery on both sides
picturesque and romantic beyond the powers of a prose description.
Imagination, borne on the wings of poetry, could alone gather similes
to portray the wild sublimity of this landscape, where dark behemoth
crags stood over the brows of lofty precipices, as if a rampart in the
sky; and forests seemed suspended in mid air. On the eastern side there
was one soaring crag, crested with trees, which hung over in a curve
like three-fourths of a Gothic arch, and being of a rich crimson color,
its effect was most strange upon minds unaccustomed to the association
of such grandeur with such beauty.