The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings — John Locke — John Shaqi
The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
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"But whilst gazing upon them in a perspective of about half a mile, we
were thrilled with astonishment to perceive four successive flocks of
large winged creatures, wholly unlike any kind of birds, descend with a
slow even motion from the cliffs on the western side, and alight upon
the plain. They were first noticed by Dr. Herschel, who exclaimed,
'Now, gentlemen, my theories against your proofs, which you have often
found a pretty even bet, we have here something worth looking at: I
was confident that if ever we found beings in human shape, it would be
in this longitude, and that they would be provided by their Creator
with some extraordinary powers of locomotion: first exchange for my
number D.' This lens being soon introduced, gave us a fine half-mile
distance, and we counted three parties of these creatures, of twelve,
nine, and fifteen in each, walking erect towards a small wood near
the base of the eastern precipices. Certainly they _were_ like human
beings, for their wings had now disappeared, and their attitude in
walking was both erect and dignified. Having observed them at this
distance for some minutes, we introduced lens H _z_ which brought
them to the apparent proximity of eighty yards; the highest clear
magnitude we possessed until the latter end of March, when we effected
an improvement in the gas-burners. About half of the first party had
passed beyond our canvass; but of all the others we had a perfectly
distinct and deliberate view. They averaged four feet in height, were
covered, except on the face, with short and glossy copper-colored hair,
and had wings composed of a thin membrane, without hair, lying snugly
upon their backs, from the top of the shoulders to the calves of the
legs. The face, which was of a yellowish flesh color, was a slight
improvement upon that of the large orang outang, being more open and
intelligent in its expression, and having a much greater expansion
of forehead. The mouth, however, was very prominent, though somewhat
relieved by a thick beard upon the lower jaw, and by lips far more
human than those of any species of the simia genus. In general symmetry
of body and limbs they were infinitely superior to the orang outang;
so much so, that, but for their long wings, Lieut. Drummond said they
would look as well on a parade ground as some of the old cockney
militia! The hair on the head was a darker color than that of the body,
closely curled, but apparently not woolly, and arranged in two curious
semicircles over the temples of the forehead. Their feet could only
be seen as they were alternately lifted in walking; but, from what we
could see of them in so transient a view, they appeared thin, and very
protuberant at the heel.