The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings — John Locke — John Shaqi
The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
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This is not the only service which it renders us. By its creation it
caused great hollows in the surface of the earth. Into these hollows
the waters which lay on the face of the deep naturally gathered, and
became oceans, lakes, seas, and rivers. The cavities drained the
earth of the moisture which had rendered it unfit for the habitation
of the higher order of vertebrated creatures. Thus by degrees were
formed the great Atlantic and Pacific, the Northern and the Southern
oceans, leaving here and there tracts of cool, dry land for man to
inhabit at the word of his Creator. Nor did the office of the moon stop
here. While it was upheld in space by the attraction of the earth, it
returned the compliment by exercising a reciprocal attraction upon the
waters for which it had created beds. With the beautiful regularity
which is the characteristic of heavenly bodies, it affected them at
uniform intervals, causing the tides to flow and to ebb, and to vibrate
between the spring and the neap flow. Lastly, it relieved the earth
of a vast quantity of superincumbent matter, equal, in fact, to over
one-fiftieth of the whole bulk of the planet. One must imagine the
earth in the condition of a gentleman who has dined copiously, and
whose interior is troubled by an unusual burden; the convulsion which
led to the creation of the moon is similar to the effect of the dose
which the gentleman, if he be wise, will instantly take.
In departing from us, and setting up for herself, the moon forgot some
articles of baggage which were essential to her future comfort and
prosperity. Among these were air and water. How we came by these two
useful commodities it were hard to say.
This is made quite certain by the discoveries of astronomers. Rains,
dews, oceans, lakes, hail, snow, clouds, are all unknown to the moon.
Nothing shields its surface from the burning rays of the sun. Wherever
the light of that fierce luminary penetrates the moon's surface is
incessantly hot.