The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings — John Locke — John Shaqi
The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
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Of volcanic origin, the moon is true to its descent. It is full of
volcanoes, most of which, however, perhaps from a conviction of the
uselessness of further action--there being nothing to destroy, and
no one even to see their explosions--are now silent and torpid. But
they wrought out their destiny so long and so faithfully, that the
surface of the moon is frightfully disfigured and uneven. Switzerland
is a prairie compared to the smoothest part of the moon's surface. It
is nothing but incessant mountain and hollow. Lunar Alps and Rocky
Mountains intersect every few miles of the surface. The Himalayas
would be unnoticed among the gigantic ranges which ornament the lunar
superficies. And the projections, mighty as they are, are but trifling
in comparison with the hollows. It would seem as though the moon, with
apish weakness, had tried to imitate the earth in throwing off space
for rivers and oceans--forgetting that it contained no water to fill
the cavities. Astronomers have made the most extraordinary discoveries
in reference to these lunar hollows. Some of them appear to be about
fifty miles deep, and a hundred miles or so wide, with precipitous
sides; Mitchell has vividly described these terrible places. Those who
have looked over a precipice a few hundred feet in depth may perhaps
form some rude idea of what it must be to gaze down into a hole fifty
miles deep--so deep that the bottom would almost escape the eye, were
there an intervening atmosphere--a great, monstrous cave, with no
vegetation either on the borders or on the top, or on the sides or on
the bottom; no life of any kind, not even, the least sound, to break
the endless monotony of silence--everywhere dull, warm scoriæ, lava,
and stones of volcanic origin. But even these are the smallest of the
lunar cavities. Latterly, acute astronomers, with improved instruments,
have gazed into holes in the moon's surface, and estimated them to be
no less than two hundred and fifty and three hundred miles deep, with
fissures in them through which the sunlight penetrated.
Fancy the scene! Well may it have been termed the abomination of
desolation. Surely this fair earth, with all its gloomy places and all
its dreary scenes, contains nothing so overwhelming in its terrible
despair as the moon. And who, gazing at its mild white face as it
emerges from the cover of a cloud, would deem it so sad and desolate a
sphere?
There are no "men in the moon," There cannot be, for they could not
exist without air and water. 'Tis a pity, for the sight of this planet
of ours, thirteen times the size which the moon appears to us, as fair,
and bright, and shining as our nightly luminary, would be a sight worth
seeing.