Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor
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"There is no especial virtue in gravity," Mrs Errol returned.
"There is not," he answered readily. "I prefer a cheerful countenance
myself."
The vicar's road that morning taking him past Robert's cottage, he
looked in to inquire for Mrs Robert, who had been much troubled of late
with mysterious pains which attacked equally mysterious parts of her
anatomy. To listen to Hannah's diagnosis of her complaints was to
wonder how anyone who suffered so distressingly could continue to live,
and to remain on the whole fairly active. The vicar, being accustomed
to this exaggerated description of the minor ills of the flesh, was able
to be sympathetic, and not unduly pessimistic in regard to the patient's
ultimate recovery. But this morning Hannah, having received a letter
from her son, was less concerned with her ailments than with the epistle
of Robert the younger, who, after two pages devoted to personal and
intimate matters, had sent a filial exhortation to his father, in which
he recommended for the latter's careful study the sixteenth verse of the
sixteenth chapter according to Saint Mark.
Robert the elder had insisted upon Hannah hunting up that particular
verse in the Bible which stood in the front window, where the vicar's
eye, and the eye of the district visitor, could not fail to light upon
it. The vicar's eye had become so familiarised with this object, which
looked as though it had never been displaced since first it had been put
there, that he had formed a very fair estimate of its accepted value in
the household. Mr Errol held no illusions concerning the piety of
Robert and his wife.
Hannah, nothing loth, had found the text, and read it aloud to Robert,
whose wrathful disgust had caused her quite pleasantly to forget her
pains for the time. There stood the words in relentless black and
white: "He that believeth and is baptised shall be saved; but he that
believeth not shall be damned."
Hannah performed the supererogatory task of reading the text aloud to
the vicar, who endeavoured while he listened to conceal the smile that
found its way to his lips.
"And what has Robert to say to that?" he asked.
Robert had had a good deal to say, but his wife did not feel it
necessary to quote him verbatim.
"Robert's mad," she answered. "He says he'll learn 'im. But Bob's a
good boy, sir, and terrible clever."
"He certainly possesses a strong sense of responsibility," the vicar
allowed.