Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor
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When later Mr Errol saw Robert, he was reminded of young Robert's
message by the dour look on his old sexton's face. His expression of
wrathful indignation did not convey the suggestion that the seed of his
son's counsel had fallen upon fruitful ground. Robert not only looked
upset, he was most unusually taciturn. When he heard that the vicar had
been to his cottage that morning he merely grunted. The grunt was
expressive of many emotions, the most eloquent of which was unspeakable
disgust. At the same time the consciousness of certain coins concealed
beneath the altar cloth in the church caused Robert to lower his gaze
before his vicar's eyes.
"So Hannah has heard from Bob," the vicar observed pleasantly. "Bob
seems to fear you are in considerable danger, Robert."
"'E'll be in considerable danger if 'e comes 'ome before I've 'ad time
to cool," answered Robert grimly. He eyed his horny hand and the wrist
muscles, developed like taut leather through long usage with the spade,
and smiled darkly. "Reckon I didn' let in to en enough when 'e were a
youngster," he remarked regretfully. "I only wish 'e were young enough
for me to start in again. But I'm more'n 'is match now. Learn 'is
father, will 'e? Us'll see. Thinks 'e knows a sight more'n I do,
because 'e's got a few textes in 'is 'ead. 'Tis about all 'e 'as got
there. Proud, 'e is, because 'e reads 'is Bible, which 'e 'lows other
folk don't. Neither they does; but no more didn't 'e before 'e took up
wi' preaching."
"Oh, come, Robert," remonstrated the vicar, smiling. "Plenty of people
read their Bibles, even in Moresby."
"Plenty of people 'as Bibles," Robert replied darkly. "Keeps 'em for
show, they do. I knows. Folks don't read their Bibles nowadays."
Robert spoke of the Bible as though it were a relic of prehistoric times
which, being a respectable relic, and one the possession of which
brought the owner occasional benefits from those in spiritual authority,
was therefore worthy of a place even in the front window; but as a book
for practical use, the idea was simply a pose.
"Indeed," the vicar insisted, "I know one or two in the parish who read
their Bibles consistently. I have gone in at times and found them
reading it."
Robert eyed the speaker with a gleam in his eyes that suggested
affectionate patronage, and a half-contemptuous commiseration for such
blind credulity.
"They seed you coming, sir," he said, with a shake of the head at the
depths to which human duplicity will go.
The vicar gazed seriously into the quaint, sincere face of his sexton.
"Don't you ever read your Bible, Robert?" he asked gravely.
"No, sir. Never 'ear aught of it 'cept wot you reads out in church,"
Robert replied with disconcerting candour.