Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor
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While thinking of these things Mr Musgrave was suddenly brought face to
face with something so essentially modern that, prepared as he was for
surprises in Mrs Chadwick's household, he was nevertheless taken
completely aback. The first intimation of this extreme modernity rushed
upon him disconcertingly, after the manner of a noisy herald preparing
the way for some one of importance, in the shape of a very ugly and
extraordinarily fierce-looking bull-dog. The bull-dog sprang out upon
him from behind a wall and growled ferociously, showing his teeth, which
is the custom of the well-bred bull, who cannot conceal them, as Mr
Musgrave knew. Mr Musgrave, who disliked dogs, was nevertheless not so
utterly foolish as to raise his stick, or otherwise show the alarm he
felt; but he was very greatly relieved when a sharp, clear whistle
called the bull-dog off and assured him that some one, who seemingly had
authority, was at hand for his protection. Then it was that, looking up
to trace the whistle to its source, he was confronted with the most
astonishing sight he had ever beheld.
Against the wall a long ladder leaned, and standing at the top of the
ladder doing something apparently to a climbing rose-bush--or, to be
exact, not doing anything to the climbing rose-bush at that moment, but
looking down at himself--was a young woman. For a second John Musgrave
thought it was a boy; during the next second it dawned upon his startled
intelligence that this was no boy, but an exceedingly well-grown young
woman--a young woman in male attire; that is to say, while the upper
part of her was clothed in quite feminine fashion, the lower half--John
Musgrave blushed as he grasped the horrible reality--was garbed in a
man's overalls, a serviceable pair of loose-fitting blue trousers,
buckled in at the waist with a workmanlike belt, in which was thrust
pruning-knife, hammer, and other things necessary to a gardener at the
top of a long ladder with no mate at the foot.
"It is all right; he is quite gentle," the girl called down the ladder
reassuringly to the astonished, upturned face of Mr Musgrave.
She was, Mr Musgrave could not fail to observe, a very pretty girl, and
she looked unquestionably well in the immodest get-up. Her hair, which
was uncovered, was brown, and broke into curls at her temples; and a
pair of smiling, darkly grey eyes gazed down at him amiably, with serene
indifference to her embarrassing attire. Mr Musgrave imagined this
male attire must be even more embarrassing to its wearer than it was to
him to behold, in which he was quite mistaken. The girl was beautifully
unconscious of anything in her appearance to attract comment. She wore
trousers for use; and the serviceability of a thing explains and
justifies its existence.