Duncan Polite, the Watchman of Glenoro — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Duncan Polite, the Watchman of Glenoro
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His face was even redder than his beard, and his wild blue eyes blazed
out in fierce contrast. An old Scotch bonnet sat upon the side of his
head and a faded tartan plaid flying from his shoulders gave the
finishing touches to his fantastic appearance. This rather alarming
person was bearing down upon the young minister and he drew off to the
side of the road and grasped his stick more firmly. John Egerton did
not lack courage any more than his grandfather had done, but he felt it
would be scarcely ministerial to have a fight on the public highway the
first week of his pastorate. He had not been long enough in Glenoro to
recognise the fiery Highlander who kept the Oa in a ferment and who
went by the weird name of Catchach. Allister McBeth he really was,
but, with their usual avoidance of baptismal names, the neighbours had
given him a more descriptive title. He had earned it himself, for he
was named after the strange guttural sound which he was in the habit of
making deep in his throat, whenever his anger was roused. This was a
contingency which arose on an average once an hour and which, when in
the company of any mischief-loving youth of the village, became
Catchach's chronic state.
His pride was so fierce, and his temper so inflammable, that he was an
unfailing source of merriment, especially to the Neil boys and their
friends. There was not a kinder or tenderer heart in all the Ontario
Highlands than poor Catchach's, but he was always in the throes of a
feud with someone, for he loved a fight and might be said never to be
at peace except when he was at war.
It was this militant gentleman who was descending upon the unsuspecting
young clergyman, setting the stones and dust flying in his haste. But
there was no sign of war about him now, only a beaming peace and
goodwill. His eyes were shining, his mouth was expanded in a terrible
smile, displaying two rows of long, irregular, yellow teeth and his big
red hands were outstretched in greeting. He shouted when he was some
half-dozen yards distant, "They tell me you will pe hafing the Gaelic!"
"I--I am not quite sure that I understand you," said the grandson of
John McAlpine, coming to a standstill and wishing with all his heart
that his cane was not so slim.
"My name will pe McBess, Allister McBess!" cried the rubicund
personage, grasping a rather unwilling hand and shaking it wildly,
"Allister McBess, oh yes, inteet, an' they will pe telling me you will
pe a real Hielanman, though how coult a Hielanman pe hafing such a name
as Egerton, it is a missery to me, whatefer!"
There was no mistaking the good feeling in Catchach's beaming
countenance. John Egerton smiled and shook his hand in return. "I am
afraid there is a slight mistake," he answered cordially, "I can't
boast of being altogether Highland Scotch, and who has been telling you
I could speak Gaelic?" He pronounced it Galic and a change came over
Catchach's face.