Duncan Polite, the Watchman of Glenoro — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Duncan Polite, the Watchman of Glenoro
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"Tonal Neil, Tonal Neil, whatefer; he will pe saying the new minister
will pe Hielan' an' will pe hafing the beautiful Gaelic!"
The look of good-natured indulgence died from John Egerton's face at
the mention of Donald's name. The young man with the easy air of
equality had been taking liberties! "I am sorry to disappoint you, Mr.
McBess," he said stiffly, making the fatal error of failing to detect
McBeth in Catchach's lisp, "I am neither Highland Scotch nor can I
speak the Gaelic."
Catchach let go his coat; a quiver of mortal disappointment passed over
his face.
"And whoever has told you such falsehoods," continued the young man
with some heat, "is an untruthful mischiefmaker!"
Catchach's fiery countenance became rigid. He stepped back and stared
so wildly at the minister that the young man hastened to add for his
own personal safety, "But I have much Highland blood, you know, and
plenty of Lowland Scotch, too."
Alas! how little he knew of the spirit of the McBeth! "A Lowlander!"
It was all Catchach could utter, but the tone in which he said it
showed plainly that if Mr. Egerton had confessed to being a full-blood
native of the South Sea Islands it would have been infinitely better.
"A Lowlander!" repeated the Highlander with withering scorn, "Tonal
Neil, Tonal Neil will pe saying she would haf the Gaelic----" The rest
was lost to the ears of the despised Lowlander in a wild outpouring of
Gaelic as Catchach turned and went raging down the road to wreak
vengeance on the author of his disappointment.
The young minister continued on his way in great annoyance. Under any
other circumstances the humour of the situation would have appealed to
him, but the name of Donald Neil had driven away all the fun. In spite
of his free and easy manner, John Egerton was intensely sensitive about
his dignity as a minister, and to find himself the victim of a
practical joke at the hands of the most influential young man of his
congregation was anything but pleasant.
Had he seen the huge figure of young Andrew Johnstone disentangle
itself from the raspberry bushes by the roadside and steal quietly
along the edge of the field to where his idle team was standing, he
would have been still more incensed; and had he chanced to look back
when he reached the hilltop and noticed the same young man leaning
weakly against his horses and wiping the tears from his eyes, he would
have felt like administering a sound thrashing to at least two of the
young people of his congregation.