Honeycomb : $b Pilgrimage, Volume 3 — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Honeycomb : $b Pilgrimage, Volume 3
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Although Joey had been to have her hair dyed and had not been to the
dentist at all she was not pretending nearly so much. She was a little
ashamed. Why had she said she was going to the dentist and come back
with sheeny bronzy hair, ashamed? She had been worrying about her looks.
Perhaps she was more than twenty-one. Nan Babington said no one need
mind being twenty-one if they were engaged, but if not it was a frantic
age to be. Joey was a poor worried thing, just like any other girl.
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When they were safely ensconced round the drawing-room fire Mrs.
Staple-Craven sat very upright in her chair with her plump little hands
on either arm and her eyes fixed on the blaze. Joey pleading toothache
had said good night and gone away with her coffee. There was a moment’s
silence.
“You’d never think I’d been fairly banged to death by the spirits last
night,” said Mrs. Staple-Craven in a thick flat reproachful narrative
tone. It sounds like a housekeeper giving an order to a servant she
knows won’t obey her, thought Miriam, swishing more comfortably into her
chair. If Mrs. Craven would talk there would be no need to do anything.
“Ah-ha,” said Mrs. Craven, still looking at the fire, “something’s
pleasing Miss Henderson.”
“Is she rejoicin’? Tell us about the spirits, Mélie. I’m deadly keen.
Deadly. She mustn’t be too delighted. I’ve told her she’s not to get
engaged.”
“Engaged?” enquired Mrs. Craven, of the fire.
“She’s promised,” said Mrs. Corrie, turning off the lights until only
one heavily shaded lamp was left, throwing a rosy glow over Mélie’s
compact form.
“She won’t, if she’s not under the star, to be sure.”
“Oh, she mustn’t think about stars. Why should she marry?”
Miriam looked a little anxiously from one to the other.
“You’ve shocked her, Julia,” said Mrs. Staple-Craven. “Never mind at
all, my dear. You’ll marry if you’re under the star.”
“Star, star, beautiful star, a handsome one with twenty thousand a
year,” sang Mrs. Corrie.
“I don’t think a man has any right to be handsome,” said Miriam
desperately--she must manage to keep the topic going. These women were
so terrible--they filled her with fear. She must make them take back
what they had said.
“A handsome man’s much handsomer than a pretty woman,” said Mrs. Craven.
“It’s cash, cash, cash--that’s what it is,” chanted Mrs. Corrie softly.
“Oh, do you?” said Miriam. “I think a handsome man’s generally so weak.”
Mrs. Craven stared into the fire.
“You take the one who’s got the ooftish, my friend,” said Mrs. Corrie.
“But you say I’m not to marry.”
“You shall marry when my poor little old kiddies are grown up. We’ll
find you a very nice one with plenty of money.”
“Then you _don’t_ think marriage is a failure,” said Miriam, with
immense relief.
Mrs. Corrie leaned towards her with laughter in her clear light eyes. It
seemed to fill the room. “Have some more coffy-drink?”
“No, thanks,” said Miriam, shivering.