Oliver Constable, miller and baker, Vol. 2 (of 3) — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Oliver Constable, miller and baker, Vol. 2 (of 3)
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‘I hope my manners will pass muster,’ retorted Fan loftily. ‘As to
doing what others do, perhaps you will not object to my forming an
exception, if the company begin to pelt each other with gooseberries,
or to play at kiss in the ring.’
There might have been another recruit, or couple of recruits, added to
the forces, if Oliver had not rejected the suggestion peremptorily.
Harry Stanhope was beginning to find that yeoman work was not so
entirely a manly pastime—like hunting and shooting—that it did not
require all the play he could obtain to diversify it and prevent
it from sinking into dull drudgery. He was not particular in his
associates, but showed himself ready to knock up acquaintances in any
class, and have a jolly lark with them at any time.
‘Won’t you take me with you to the turn-out?’ Harry put it
insinuatingly to Fan. ‘You may fancy I should be in the way, but if
they will let me drive one of the shandrydans, I’ll pledge myself
you sha’n’t be spilt. Constable knows I’m good to handle the ribbons
without an accident. It’s a thundering shame of Constable not to speak
to my merits and Horry’s in this and in other respects, to leave us
out in the cold, and go and enjoy himself like a selfish beast. I’m
convinced it ain’t your blame, Miss Constable, that we have not got a
bit of paste-board, or whatever is necessary.’
It was not Fan’s blame, for when Oliver said ‘No, a hundred times,
no,’ doggedly, and with nothing save a stern satisfaction in the
consideration that he was robbing Jack Dadd and ’Mily Polley of the
delight of such an acquisition, Fan remonstrated with him privately.
‘Why can’t Mr. Stanhope go if we go, Oliver?’ she asked.
‘Good heavens, Fan! can’t you see the difference?’ demanded Oliver, out
of all patience with the suggestion. ‘What business has Harry Stanhope
with the Friarton tradespeople? Do you think he would go among them as
his equals? He would go as he would intrude on a brewers’ bean-feast,
or a bargemen’s saturnalia, or a meeting of thieves, or a pilgrimage to
Mecca, without doubt or compunction, to see what he could see, and to
take his fun out of the proceedings, while some of the idiots engaged
in them might imagine he was there in good faith, as one of themselves.
Am I to be an accomplice in such treachery?’ Oliver’s broad shoulders
went up to his ears, as he imagined Stanhope letting Jack Dadd suppose
he was pumping him, or drawing ’Mily Polley out, and astounding her
ignorant audacity.
‘It is a relief to hear that there are idiots who cannot be mistaken
for gentlemen and ladies,’ was Fan’s parting shot. After all, she was
not sorry that Harry Stanhope would not be present when she resumed her
place in her father’s circle.