Oliver Constable, miller and baker, Vol. 2 (of 3) — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Oliver Constable, miller and baker, Vol. 2 (of 3)
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It will occur to every experienced person that the planning and
carrying out of a large picnic, where the details are not confided to
a public purveyor, or left to qualified servants, must be a little
troublesome. But the amount of business in hurrying to and fro,
consulting, fussing and wrangling, which the annual excursion caused
in Friarton, among businesspeople, too, who ought to have known how to
supply the provisions required with the greatest despatch and the least
difficulty, offered a curious speculation to Oliver. He found it the
simplest matter in the world, by a single reference to Jim Hull, and
to former estimates of contributions to the entertainment, to order
and send to the managing committee the quota of pies, tarts, and what
Jim generalised as ‘flummery,’ with which Constable’s bakehouse had
always furnished the excursionists. Why could not all the entrusted
butchers, fishmongers, and grocers do the same? He must conclude that
they, or their wives and daughters for them, took pleasure in first
creating, and then overcoming, obstacles and objections, though Mrs.
Polley asserted she was ‘that wore out’ with all she had undergone in
conducting the preparations and putting down the senseless proposals
of some people, that she would a deal rather have three market-days on
end.
The young women did not give much help, though they ran backwards and
forwards incessantly between the houses of the chief managers, for
three days preceding the excursion. The girls’ principal interest was
absorbed by their costumes for the occasion. As they had imparted
every detail to each other long before, and as they saw each other
every day—both in slovenly deshabilles and what might be called smart
toilettes—Oliver stupidly failed to see how the dresses could be of
much consequence to anybody.