Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million
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“Madam,” said the professor, with his princeliest smile, “the true Art
cannot fail. To find the true psychic and potential branch sometimes
requires time. We have not succeeded, I admit, with the cards, the
crystal, the stars, the magic formulæ of Zarazin, nor the Oracle of Po.
But we have at last discovered the true psychic route. The Chaldean
Chiroscope has been successful in our search.”
The professor’s voice had a ring that seemed to proclaim his belief in
his own words. The elderly lady looked at him with a little more
interest.
“Why, there was no sense in those words that it wrote with my hands on
it,” she said. “What do you mean?”
“The words were these,” said Professor Cherubusco, rising to his full
magnificent height: “_‘By the fifth wheel of the chariot he shall
come.’_”
“I haven’t seen many chariots,” said the lady, “but I never saw one
with five wheels.”
“Progress,” said the professor—“progress in science and mechanics has
accomplished it—though, to be exact, we may speak of it only as an
extra tire. Progress in occult art has advanced in proportion. Madam, I
repeat that the Chaldean Chiroscope has succeeded. I can not only
answer the question that you have propounded, but I can produce before
your eyes the proof thereof.”
And now the lady was disturbed both in her disbelief and in her poise.
“O professor!” she cried anxiously—“When?—where? Has he been found? Do
not keep me in suspense.”
“I beg you will excuse me for a very few minutes,” said Professor
Cherubusco, “and I think I can demonstrate to you the efficacy of the
true Art.”
Thomas was contentedly munching the last crumbs of the bread and fowl
when the enchanter appeared suddenly at his side.
“Are you willing to return to your old home if you are assured of a
welcome and restoration to favor?” he asked, with his courteous, royal
smile.
“Do I look bughouse?” answered Thomas. “Enough of the footback life for
me. But will they have me again? The old lady is as fixed in her ways
as a nut on a new axle.”
“My dear young man,” said the other, “she has been searching for you
everywhere.”
“Great!” said Thomas. “I’m on the job. That team of dropsical
dromedaries they call horses is a handicap for a first-class coachman
like myself; but I’ll take the job back, sure, doc. They’re good people
to be with.”
And now a change came o’er the suave countenance of the Caliph of
Bagdad. He looked keenly and suspiciously at the ex-coachman.
“May I ask what your name is?” he said shortly.