The Green Millennium — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Green Millennium
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"Just that he'd give $10,000 for a green cat and that he didn't want
any dye-jobs. That was a couple weeks ago. Some of the other boys asked
for details, but he said there weren't any." He stood up. "But what's
the use of talking about it? We can't do anything," he said harshly,
suddenly glaring at Sacheverell, as if daring him, or imploring him, to
answer.
"Well ..." said Sacheverell.
Phil had finished his thinking. He got to his feet and squared his
narrow shoulders. "We can rescue the green cat from Brimstine," he
said. "Who's with me?"
Cookie whirled on him. "Nobody, not even yourself," he said, while Jack
put his hand to his temple and groaned, "Now the Ikeless Joe."
Juno heaved herself out of her chair and lumbered over with her glass
and bottle. "Look, Phil," she said, "I gotta admit you're a spunky
little mutt. But nobody, simply nobody, goes up against Moe Brimstine."
Phil considered that for a moment. "I did," he said proudly.
"Yeah, I know," she admitted, "but he didn't take it seriously."
Phil looked at Sacheverell. "How about you?" he asked. "You believe in
Lucky."
Cookie glared warningly at Sacheverell. "If any one of us bothers Moe
Brimstine about the green cat," Cookie said, "we'll all be inhaling
molten plastic!"
"Well ..." said Sacheverell, looking around for advice. His gaze
settled on his wife. "Mary, what steps do you think we should take?"
Mary, chewing her tongue over a difficult job of wax shaving, twitched
her shoulders. "I don't care what anyone else does," she said, lifting
off the microtome-thin flake. "I'm working on Moe Brimstine my own
little way." And she held up for their inspection a small wax head
which already was beginning to look like the heavy jowled assistant
boss of Fun Incorporated. "And when it's all finished," she told them,
"then needles and pins!"
Juno said, "Ugh!" Cookie looked almost impressed. While Sacheverell
gnawed his lip thoughtfully and, with a wary eye on Jack and Cookie,
said, "Yes, I suppose that is the best way after all."
"Okay," Phil said and started for the door.
"Where do you think you're going?" Cookie demanded.
"To get him back," Phil said.
At that there was a rush of footsteps and several voices competing in
assuring him he would do no such thing, but it was Juno who grabbed his
shoulders and swiveled him around.
"Phil," she said, "for wunct I gotta admit that I agree with these
jerks. You're not going to do anything about that--that fool cat. You
just gotta get that through your nut wunct and for all."
Phil just smiled at her.
She shook her head disgustedly. "I shouldn't have give you that
whiskey."
"It wasn't the whiskey, but what you put in it," Cookie interjected
crisply. "He's high."