The Green Millennium — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Green Millennium
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Phil grinned at him serenely, as if to prove his point, then suddenly
they all stepped back a bit, and for a moment he thought they had
recognized his supreme self-confidence and bowed to the inevitable.
Then he realized that they were looking beyond him and he felt cool air
from the porch.
Dr. Romadka put down a black bag inside the doorway, said smilingly,
"Hello, Sacheverell. Hello, Mary," and nodded briefly to Jack, Juno,
and Cookie, before casually turning his gaze to Phil.
"Well, Phil," the analyst said waggishly, "that was quite a chase you
led me, and I consider myself very lucky to have found you at all.
It was a most interesting conversation we were having and I'm eager
to continue it." He spared the others a glance. "You'll excuse us
talking professional matters for a moment, I hope. Now, Phil," he went
on persuasively "I imagine that the ... er ... person who persuaded,
or rather forced you to run away, tried to put all sorts of ideas
into your head. But I'm sure I can show you in a few moments just how
nonsensical they are. Incidentally, it was that same person who turned
out the lights in the first place and put all the doors on code. Quite
a trickster, eh? And my daughter, too! So say good-by to your friends,
Phil--I hope they won't be too angry with me for dragging you off."
By this time Dr. Romadka was far enough into the light so that the
four streaks of dried blood on his cheek showed up plainly. Mary said
mischievously, "Anton, I never did believe in that wild woman patient
of yours who was always threatening mayhem, but now I guess I'm going
to have to. Somebody clawed you real good."
Dr. Romadka's smile thinned a trifle. "Quite a few illusions turn out
to be very real, Mary," he said lightly, "although it's usually my job
to prove the opposite. Eh, Phil? Such as that there really aren't any
young women with hoofs and black fur who forget to turn off the window
when they undress?"
"Or any green cats?" Phil asked quietly.
"Yes, anything like that," Dr. Romadka agreed curtly.
"Why don't you admit, doctor," Phil went on coolly, "that the green cat
is another of those illusions that turn out to be very real? And that
you're after it? You wouldn't startle these people a bit. They've all
seen the green cat."
Dr. Romadka's eyes blazed with sudden suspicion, which didn't
altogether abate when Cookie said in scandalized tones, "We did not,"
and Jack insisted, "Doc, we don't know what the guy's talking about.
But we do know he's a nut. That's why I sent him to you in the first
place."
Phil watched with amusement as the psychoanalyst sharply scanned Juno,
Sacheverell and Mary. Then Phil chuckled and said to them, cryptically,
"It might be worse for you if I go off with the doctor instead of up
against Brimstine."
New suspicions flared in Dr. Romadka's eyes, but Jack said swiftly,
"Look, doc, are you going to take this guy in charge and put him away
somewhere so that he won't be able to cause any trouble?"