The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
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CHRISTY.
It’s bursting, surely. [_He feels it with the back of his hand, in
which he holds the presents._]
SARA.
Will you pinch it? Is your right hand too sacred for to use at all?
(_She slips round behind him._) It’s a glass he has. Well, I never seen
to this day a man with a looking-glass held to his back. Them that
kills their fathers is a vain lot surely. (_Girls giggle._)
CHRISTY.
_smiling innocently and piling presents on glass._—I’m very thankful to
you all to-day....
WIDOW QUIN.
_coming in quickly, at door._—Sara Tansey, Susan Brady, Honor Blake!
What in glory has you here at this hour of day?
GIRLS.
_giggling._—That’s the man killed his father.
WIDOW QUIN.
_coming to them._—I know well it’s the man; and I’m after putting him
down in the sports below for racing, leaping, pitching, and the Lord
knows what.
SARA.
_exuberantly._—That’s right, Widow Quin. I’ll bet my dowry that he’ll
lick the world.
WIDOW QUIN.
If you will, you’d have a right to have him fresh and nourished in
place of nursing a feast. (_Taking presents._) Are you fasting or fed,
young fellow?
CHRISTY.
Fasting, if you please.
WIDOW QUIN.
_loudly._—Well, you’re the lot. Stir up now and give him his breakfast.
(_To Christy._) Come here to me (_she puts him on bench beside her
while the girls make tea and get his breakfast_) and let you tell us
your story before Pegeen will come, in place of grinning your ears off
like the moon of May.
CHRISTY.
_beginning to be pleased._—It’s a long story; you’d be destroyed
listening.
WIDOW QUIN.
Don’t be letting on to be shy, a fine, gamey, treacherous lad the like
of you. Was it in your house beyond you cracked his skull?
CHRISTY.
_shy but flattered._—It was not. We were digging spuds in his cold,
sloping, stony, divil’s patch of a field.
WIDOW QUIN.
And you went asking money of him, or making talk of getting a wife
would drive him from his farm?
CHRISTY.
I did not, then; but there I was, digging and digging, and “You
squinting idiot,” says he, “let you walk down now and tell the priest
you’ll wed the Widow Casey in a score of days.”
WIDOW QUIN.
And what kind was she?
CHRISTY.
_with horror._—A walking terror from beyond the hills, and she two
score and five years, and two hundredweights and five pounds in the
weighing scales, with a limping leg on her, and a blinded eye, and she
a woman of noted misbehaviour with the old and young.
GIRLS.
_clustering round him, serving him._—Glory be!
WIDOW QUIN.
And what did he want driving you to wed with her? [_She takes a bit of
the chicken._]
CHRISTY.
_eating with growing satisfaction._—He was letting on I was wanting a
protector from the harshness of the world, and he without a thought the
whole while but how he’d have her hut to live in and her gold to drink.
WIDOW QUIN.
There’s maybe worse than a dry hearth and a widow woman and your glass
at night. So you hit him then?