The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
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CHRISTY.
_getting almost excited._—I did not. “I won’t wed her,” says I, “when
all know she did suckle me for six weeks when I came into the world,
and she a hag this day with a tongue on her has the crows and seabirds
scattered, the way they wouldn’t cast a shadow on her garden with the
dread of her curse.”
WIDOW QUIN.
_teasingly._—That one should be right company.
SARA.
_eagerly._—Don’t mind her. Did you kill him then?
CHRISTY.
“She’s too good for the like of you,” says he, “and go on now or I’ll
flatten you out like a crawling beast has passed under a dray.” “You
will not if I can help it,” says I. “Go on,” says he, “or I’ll have the
divil making garters of your limbs tonight.” “You will not if I can
help it,” says I. [_He sits up, brandishing his mug._]
SARA.
You were right surely.
CHRISTY.
_impressively._—With that the sun came out between the cloud and the
hill, and it shining green in my face. “God have mercy on your soul,”
says he, lifting a scythe; “or on your own,” says I, raising the loy.
SUSAN.
That’s a grand story.
HONOR.
He tells it lovely.
CHRISTY.
_flattered and confident, waving bone._—He gave a drive with the
scythe, and I gave a lep to the east. Then I turned around with my back
to the north, and I hit a blow on the ridge of his skull, laid him
stretched out, and he split to the knob of his gullet. [_He raises the
chicken bone to his Adam’s apple._]
GIRLS.
_together._—Well, you’re a marvel! Oh, God bless you! You’re the lad
surely!
SUSAN.
I’m thinking the Lord God sent him this road to make a second husband
to the Widow Quin, and she with a great yearning to be wedded, though
all dread her here. Lift him on her knee, Sara Tansey.
WIDOW QUIN.
Don’t tease him.
SARA.
_going over to dresser and counter very quickly, and getting two
glasses and porter._—You’re heroes surely, and let you drink a supeen
with your arms linked like the outlandish lovers in the sailor’s song.
(_She links their arms and gives them the glasses._) There now. Drink a
health to the wonders of the western world, the pirates, preachers,
poteen-makers, with the jobbing jockies; parching peelers, and the
juries fill their stomachs selling judgments of the English law.
[_Brandishing the bottle._]
WIDOW QUIN.
That’s a right toast, Sara Tansey. Now Christy. [_They drink with their
arms linked, he drinking with his left hand, she with her right. As
they are drinking, Pegeen Mike comes in with a milk can and stands
aghast. They all spring away from Christy. He goes down left. Widow
Quin remains seated._]
PEGEEN.
_angrily, to Sara._—What is it you’re wanting?
SARA.
_twisting her apron._—An ounce of tobacco.
PEGEEN.
Have you tuppence?
SARA.
I’ve forgotten my purse.
PEGEEN.
Then you’d best be getting it and not fooling us here. (_To the Widow
Quin, with more elaborate scorn._) And what is it you’re wanting, Widow
Quin?
WIDOW QUIN.
_insolently._—A penn’orth of starch.