The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
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WIDOW QUIN.
_taking his head in both hands and examining it with extreme
delight._—That was a great blow. And who hit you? A robber maybe?
MAHON.
It was my own son hit me, and he the divil a robber, or anything else,
but a dirty, stuttering lout.
WIDOW QUIN.
_letting go his skull and wiping her hands in her apron._—You’d best be
wary of a mortified scalp, I think they call it, lepping around with
that wound in the splendour of the sun. It was a bad blow surely, and
you should have vexed him fearful to make him strike that gash in his
da.
MAHON.
Is it me?
WIDOW QUIN.
_amusing herself._—Aye. And isn’t it a great shame when the old and
hardened do torment the young?
MAHON.
_raging._—Torment him is it? And I after holding out with the patience
of a martyred saint till there’s nothing but destruction on, and I’m
driven out in my old age with none to aid me.
WIDOW QUIN.
_greatly amused._—It’s a sacred wonder the way that wickedness will
spoil a man.
MAHON.
My wickedness, is it? Amn’t I after saying it is himself has me
destroyed, and he a liar on walls, a talker of folly, a man you’d see
stretched the half of the day in the brown ferns with his belly to the
sun.
WIDOW QUIN.
Not working at all?
MAHON.
The divil a work, or if he did itself, you’d see him raising up a
haystack like the stalk of a rush, or driving our last cow till he
broke her leg at the hip, and when he wasn’t at that he’d be fooling
over little birds he had—finches and felts—or making mugs at his own
self in the bit of glass we had hung on the wall.
WIDOW QUIN.
_looking at Christy._—What way was he so foolish? It was running wild
after the girls maybe?
MAHON.
_with a shout of derision._—Running wild, is it? If he seen a red
petticoat coming swinging over the hill, he’d be off to hide in the
sticks, and you’d see him shooting out his sheep’s eyes between the
little twigs and the leaves, and his two ears rising like a hare
looking out through a gap. Girls, indeed!
WIDOW QUIN.
It was drink maybe?
MAHON.
And he a poor fellow would get drunk on the smell of a pint. He’d a
queer rotten stomach, I’m telling you, and when I gave him three pulls
from my pipe a while since, he was taken with contortions till I had to
send him in the ass cart to the females’ nurse.
WIDOW QUIN.
_clasping her hands._—Well, I never till this day heard tell of a man
the like of that!
MAHON.
I’d take a mighty oath you didn’t surely, and wasn’t he the laughing
joke of every female woman where four baronies meet, the way the girls
would stop their weeding if they seen him coming the road to let a roar
at him, and call him the looney of Mahon’s.
WIDOW QUIN.
I’d give the world and all to see the like of him. What kind was he?
MAHON.
A small low fellow.
WIDOW QUIN.
And dark?
MAHON.
Dark and dirty.
WIDOW QUIN.
_considering._—I’m thinking I seen him.
MAHON.
_eagerly._—An ugly young blackguard.
WIDOW QUIN.
A hideous, fearful villain, and the spit of you.
MAHON.
What way is he fled?