The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
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WIDOW QUIN.
Gone over the hills to catch a coasting steamer to the north or south.
MAHON.
Could I pull up on him now?
WIDOW QUIN.
If you’ll cross the sands below where the tide is out, you’ll be in it
as soon as himself, for he had to go round ten miles by the top of the
bay. (_She points to the door_). Strike down by the head beyond and
then follow on the roadway to the north and east. (_Mahon goes
abruptly._)
WIDOW QUIN.
_shouting after him._—Let you give him a good vengeance when you come
up with him, but don’t put yourself in the power of the law, for it’d
be a poor thing to see a judge in his black cap reading out his
sentence on a civil warrior the like of you. [_She swings the door to
and looks at Christy, who is cowering in terror, for a moment, then she
bursts into a laugh._]
WIDOW QUIN.
Well, you’re the walking Playboy of the Western World, and that’s the
poor man you had divided to his breeches belt.
CHRISTY.
_looking out; then, to her._—What’ll Pegeen say when she hears that
story? What’ll she be saying to me now?
WIDOW QUIN.
She’ll knock the head of you, I’m thinking, and drive you from the
door. God help her to be taking you for a wonder, and you a little
schemer making up the story you destroyed your da.
CHRISTY.
_turning to the door, nearly speechless with rage, half to himself._—To
be letting on he was dead, and coming back to his life, and following
after me like an old weazel tracing a rat, and coming in here laying
desolation between my own self and the fine women of Ireland, and he a
kind of carcase that you’d fling upon the sea....
WIDOW QUIN.
_more soberly._—There’s talking for a man’s one only son.
CHRISTY.
_breaking out._—His one son, is it? May I meet him with one tooth and
it aching, and one eye to be seeing seven and seventy divils in the
twists of the road, and one old timber leg on him to limp into the
scalding grave. (_Looking out._) There he is now crossing the strands,
and that the Lord God would send a high wave to wash him from the
world.
WIDOW QUIN.
_scandalised._—Have you no shame? (_putting her hand on his shoulder
and turning him round._) What ails you? Near crying, is it?
CHRISTY.
_in despair and grief._—Amn’t I after seeing the love-light of the star
of knowledge shining from her brow, and hearing words would put you
thinking on the holy Brigid speaking to the infant saints, and now
she’ll be turning again, and speaking hard words to me, like an old
woman with a spavindy ass she’d have, urging on a hill.
WIDOW QUIN.
There’s poetry talk for a girl you’d see itching and scratching, and
she with a stale stink of poteen on her from selling in the shop.
CHRISTY.
_impatiently._—It’s her like is fitted to be handling merchandise in
the heavens above, and what’ll I be doing now, I ask you, and I a kind
of wonder was jilted by the heavens when a day was by. [_There is a
distant noise of girls’ voices. Widow Quin looks from window and comes
to him, hurriedly._]