The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
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SHAWN.
_with plaintive despair._—I’m afeard of Father Reilly, I’m saying. Let
you not be tempting me, and we near married itself.
PHILLY.
_with cold contempt._—Lock him in the west room. He’ll stay then and
have no sin to be telling to the priest.
MICHAEL.
_to Shawn, getting between him and the door._—Go up now.
SHAWN.
_at the top of his voice._—Don’t stop me, Michael James. Let me out of
the door, I’m saying, for the love of the Almighty God. Let me out
(_trying to dodge past him_). Let me out of it, and may God grant you
His indulgence in the hour of need.
MICHAEL.
_loudly._—Stop your noising, and sit down by the hearth. [_Gives him a
push and goes to counter laughing._]
SHAWN.
_turning back, wringing his hands._—Oh, Father Reilly and the saints of
God, where will I hide myself to-day? Oh, St. Joseph and St. Patrick
and St. Brigid, and St. James, have mercy on me now! [_Shawn turns
round, sees door clear, and makes a rush for it._]
MICHAEL.
_catching him by the coattail._—You’d be going, is it?
SHAWN.
_screaming._—Leave me go, Michael James, leave me go, you old Pagan,
leave me go, or I’ll get the curse of the priests on you, and of the
scarlet-coated bishops of the courts of Rome. [_With a sudden movement
he pulls himself out of his coat, and disappears out of the door,
leaving his coat in Michael’s hands._]
MICHAEL.
_turning round, and holding up coat._—Well, there’s the coat of a
Christian man. Oh, there’s sainted glory this day in the lonesome west;
and by the will of God I’ve got you a decent man, Pegeen, you’ll have
no call to be spying after if you’ve a score of young girls, maybe,
weeding in your fields.
PEGEEN.
_taking up the defence of her property._—What right have you to be
making game of a poor fellow for minding the priest, when it’s your own
the fault is, not paying a penny pot-boy to stand along with me and
give me courage in the doing of my work? [_She snaps the coat away from
him, and goes behind counter with it._]
MICHAEL.
_taken aback._—Where would I get a pot-boy? Would you have me send the
bell-man screaming in the streets of Castlebar?
SHAWN.
_opening the door a chink and putting in his head, in a small
voice._—Michael James!
MICHAEL.
_imitating him._—What ails you?
SHAWN.
The queer dying fellow’s beyond looking over the ditch. He’s come up,
I’m thinking, stealing your hens. (_Looks over his shoulder._) God help
me, he’s following me now (_he runs into room_), and if he’s heard what
I said, he’ll be having my life, and I going home lonesome in the
darkness of the night. (_For a perceptible moment they watch the door
with curiosity. Some one coughs outside. Then Christy Mahon, a slight
young man, comes in very tired and frightened and dirty._)
CHRISTY.
_in a small voice._—God save all here!
MEN.
God save you kindly.
CHRISTY.
_going to the counter._—I’d trouble you for a glass of porter, woman of
the house. [_He puts down coin._]