The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
John Stuart Mill · en
PEGEEN.
_serving him._—You’re one of the tinkers, young fellow, is beyond
camped in the glen?
CHRISTY.
I am not; but I’m destroyed walking.
MICHAEL.
_patronizingly._—Let you come up then to the fire. You’re looking
famished with the cold.
CHRISTY.
God reward you. (_He takes up his glass and goes a little way across to
the left, then stops and looks about him._) Is it often the police do
be coming into this place, master of the house?
MICHAEL.
If you’d come in better hours, you’d have seen “Licensed for the sale
of Beer and Spirits, to be consumed on the premises,” written in white
letters above the door, and what would the polis want spying on me, and
not a decent house within four miles, the way every living Christian is
a bona fide, saving one widow alone?
CHRISTY.
_with relief._—It’s a safe house, so. [_He goes over to the fire,
sighing and moaning. Then he sits down, putting his glass beside him
and begins gnawing a turnip, too miserable to feel the others staring
at him with curiosity._]
MICHAEL.
_going after him._—Is it yourself fearing the polis? You’re wanting,
maybe?
CHRISTY.
There’s many wanting.
MICHAEL.
Many surely, with the broken harvest and the ended wars. (_He picks up
some stockings, etc., that are near the fire, and carries them away
furtively._) It should be larceny, I’m thinking?
CHRISTY.
_dolefully._—I had it in my mind it was a different word and a bigger.
PEGEEN.
There’s a queer lad. Were you never slapped in school, young fellow,
that you don’t know the name of your deed?
CHRISTY.
_bashfully._—I’m slow at learning, a middling scholar only.
MICHAEL.
If you’re a dunce itself, you’d have a right to know that larceny’s
robbing and stealing. Is it for the like of that you’re wanting?
CHRISTY.
_with a flash of family pride._—And I the son of a strong farmer (_with
a sudden qualm_), God rest his soul, could have bought up the whole of
your old house a while since, from the butt of his tailpocket, and not
have missed the weight of it gone.
MICHAEL.
_impressed._—If it’s not stealing, it’s maybe something big.
CHRISTY.
_flattered._—Aye; it’s maybe something big.
JIMMY.
He’s a wicked-looking young fellow. Maybe he followed after a young
woman on a lonesome night.
CHRISTY.
_shocked._—Oh, the saints forbid, mister; I was all times a decent lad.
PHILLY.
_turning on Jimmy._—You’re a silly man, Jimmy Farrell. He said his
father was a farmer a while since, and there’s himself now in a poor
state. Maybe the land was grabbed from him, and he did what any decent
man would do.
MICHAEL.
_to Christy, mysteriously._—Was it bailiffs?
CHRISTY.
The divil a one.
MICHAEL.
Agents?
CHRISTY.
The divil a one.
MICHAEL.
Landlords?
CHRISTY.
_peevishly._—Ah, not at all, I’m saying. You’d see the like of them
stories on any little paper of a Munster town. But I’m not calling to
mind any person, gentle, simple, judge or jury, did the like of me.
[_They all draw nearer with delighted curiosity._]