The secret of the old mill — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The secret of the old mill
John Stuart Mill · en
When Friday night came they emerged from the haze of declensions and
vocabularies, axioms and theorems, equations and symbols in which they
had been engulfed all week and decided that Saturday should see them
as far away from school as possible.
"Let's get out of the city altogether," suggested Frank, as the Hardy
boys left the classroom on Friday afternoon. "What say we all go for a
hike out into the country?"
"Suits me," agreed Chet. "No motorcycles either. Let's walk."
"Good idea," Jerry Gilroy approved. "Unless," he said hopefully, "you
fellows would rather come up to the campus and have baseball practice."
"Another smart remark like that out of you and I'll practise my
famous left hook on your jaw," warned Biff Hooper, squaring off in a
pugilistic attitude. "We don't want to see or hear of this school again
until Monday morning, and that'll be too soon."
"All right, all right," said Jerry placatingly. "I just thought I'd
mention it."
"And I just think you'll forget about it," said Chet. "You'll come
along on this hike with us. Here, have an apple and keep quiet."
He dug into the inexhaustible recesses of his pockets and produced a
slightly shopworn apple, which he thrust into Jerry's hands. "There,
see if that'll keep you quiet for a while."
Jerry, who could never resist anything in the nature of food, accepted
the donation eagerly.
"Where shall we go on this hike?" he asked, raising the fruit to his
lips.
"I was thinking we could go up to Carl Stummer's farm," suggested Joe.
"Mother was saying she wondered if Stummer would let her have any
cherries to can this year. This would be a good time to ask him."
"Suits me," said Jerry, taking a prodigious bite of the apple.
Then an expression of pained surprise crossed his face to be replaced
by a look of ghastly realization. Tears spurted to his eyes and
his jaws worked convulsively. Then he emitted a gurgle of agony,
spluttered, spat out the apple and began to dance around on the
pavement, waving his arms in the air.
"Indian war dance!" commented Chet gravely, clapping his hands. "Fine
work, Jerry. Do it again."
"Pepper!" spluttered Jerry. "I'm burning up! Water!"
"Call the fire brigade," advised Chet, bursting into a shriek of
laughter.
The other lads gazed at their companion in amazement until his wild
antics became too much for them and they all roared as Jerry continued
his frantic splutterings. Wildly, the victim turned toward the school
again. There was a water fountain near the front door and he headed
toward it, but his eyes were so full of tears from the mouthful of red
pepper that he had gulped when he bit into the hollow apple that he did
not see a flower-bed in his path.
Jerry stumbled over the wire border and sprawled full length among the
flowers.