The secret of the old mill — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
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The janitor, a cantankerous individual named MacBane, had been standing
near by watching the performance with a broad grin on his usually dour
features. But when he saw Jerry fall into his precious flower-bed he
gave a roar of fury.
"Awa' wi' ye!" he bellowed. "Awa' frae ma flowers, ye young limb! I'll
hae ye reported!"
MacBane always lapsed into broad Scotch when his temper was aroused.
The rest of the boys scattered, fearing the wrath to come. Jerry
managed to scramble out of the flower-bed just as the janitor reached
him. He jumped out of reach of the outstretched hand, with the result
that MacBane lost his balance and overstepped the border, treading on
some choice blossoms and getting tangled up in the wire.
Jerry made for the fountain and was already taking deep gulps of the
cool water when MacBane, now spluttering unintelligible phrases that
could only have been understood in the remotest reaches of Caledonia,
got out of the flower-bed and thundered toward him. With a longing
glance at the spouting water, for his raging thirst was not yet
appeased, and with a fearful glance at the approaching janitor, Jerry
turned and fled.
He joined his laughing companions at the street corner, and with a
shame-faced air admitted that the joke had been on him. MacBane gave up
the chase, vowing threats of vengeance on the following Monday.
"He'll forget all about it by then," assured Phil.
"I won't forget about it," declared Jerry. "Next time anybody offers
me an apple I'll ask for an orange instead. You can't very well fill
_that_ with pepper. I'll get even with you, Chet."
"You're welcome to try," replied the practical joker cheerfully. "But
in the meantime let's plan this trip for to-morrow."
As a result of their arrangements, the Hardy boys and their chums
met in the barn back of the Hardy home early the next morning, all
outfitted for a hike into the country. Each lad carried a substantial
lunch, their mothers realizing that the noonday meal by the roadside is
one of the chief features of such an outing. Phil and Tony were late,
and the other boys put in the time by exercising in the Hardy boys'
well equipped gymnasium, to which purpose the barn had been converted.
Biff Hooper practised left hooks and uppercuts with desperate intensity
and battered the punching bag until it hummed; Chet almost broke
his neck attempting some complicated maneuvers on the parallel bars
that were meant as an imitation of a circus bareback rider; Jerry
contemplated his lunch and wondered if it were too soon after breakfast
for a piece of pie.