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THE SUBSTITUTE
MILLIONAIRE
BY
HULBERT FOOTNER
AUTHOR OF "THIEVES' WIT," "THE SEALED VALLEY,"
"JACK CHANTY," ETC
NEW YORK
GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
Copyright, 1919,
By George H. Doran Company
Printed in the United States of America
THE
SUBSTITUTE MILLIONAIRE
1
On a certain morning, just as on six mornings in the week (barring
holidays) and fifty weeks in the year, Jack Norman wormed his way into
a crowded subway local at Fiftieth street, and, propping himself
against the end of a cross seat, opened his paper. But this morning,
like everybody else in the train, he approached the headlines with an
unusual thrill of interest, for an immense sensation was in process of
being unrolled in the press.
Two days before, Silas Gyde, the millionaire miser and usurer, had been
blown to pieces in the street by a bomb. The assassin, arrested,
proved to be not one of those who had a grievance against the old money
lender (there were supposed to be many such) but a maniac of
anarchistic proclivities. His name was Emil Jansen. He was already on
the way to an asylum for the criminal insane.
The main facts of the case having been given in previous issues, space
in the paper to-day was largely devoted to anecdotes illustrating the
extraordinary eccentricities of the dead man. It was said that with an
income of perhaps six millions a year, he spent no more than six
hundred. He bought his clothes at an immigrant outfitters' on
Washington street, and even so had not had a new suit in two years. To
keep himself from spending money it was his habit to go about with
empty pockets, and borrow what few cents he needed from bootblacks,
newsboys and applewomen to whom he was well known. But he was
scrupulous in repaying these debts. Every day, even when he had become
old and feeble, he turned up at the office of a certain corporation for
the sake of a free lunch provided to the directors, though he had to
walk a mile from the Wall street district where all his business was
transacted. It was at the door of this office that he had met his end.
And so on. And so on.
Silas Gyde died a bachelor, and had left no kin so far as was known.
His wealth was said to be well in excess of a hundred million dollars.
The paper gave a tempting list of the gilt-edge securities he was
supposed to own; but nothing was known for sure, for though continually
engaged in litigation, he had left no personal attorney; he had not
sufficiently trusted any man. No one could say, now, where he had kept
his wealth or how he had intended to dispose of it.