The Substitute Millionaire — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Substitute Millionaire
John Stuart Mill · en
Young Jack Norman read of the millions with the kind of aching gusto
that a hungry man pictures a good dinner. Jack's earnings were twelve
dollars a week. He knew little about sociology or economics, but he
could not but feel a dim dissatisfaction with the scheme of things that
restricted him, with all a youth's capacity for living largely, to
twelve dollars weekly, while it provided the old man with the tastes of
a hermit crab, with a hundred thousand.
Twelve dollars a week meant that Jack's still boyish appetite daily had
to be less than satisfied by the fare of a second rate boarding house;
it meant that he had to wear cheap clothes when the instinct of his
years was to array himself like Solomon; it meant that his lip must
curl with envy as the pleasures of the town passed him by; hardest of
all to bear, it meant that the joys of honorable courtship were denied
him. A fellow must have money to take a girl out in town.
Jack's case was not peculiar. The same expression of sullen
wistfulness might have been read in many a young face on the same
train. What distinguished this face from the others was a latent fire
in the eyes which suggested that, given the opportunity, the possessor
had the capacity to play a larger part in life than twelve dollars a
week permitted.
He got off at Worth street and made his way East to Centre where he
worked as book-keeper in Fisher's sash and blind factory. Walking the
street, like many another young head that morning, his was light with
dreams.
"If I had Silas Gyde's money I wouldn't be pounding the concrete like
this. I'd be fluffing down to Wall street in my Rolls-Royce. Or my
yacht would be putting me ashore at the Battery. Or a special train up
from Lakewood. First thing I'd do would be to tell Fisher to go to
Hell. Oh, that would be worth a million!
"I'd say to Fisher: 'Who do you think you are, you little two-spot
bankrupt carpenter with your business in your wife's name! One would
think you were William K. Astorbilt, the airs you give yourself. Why I
could buy you out for the price of what I spend for a meal!'"
As he turned in at the door of Fisher's place Jack's eyes involuntarily
sought a window in the establishment of the hardware jobber opposite.
As present the window was tenantless; later it would be sanctified by a
chestnut head bending over a typewriter. Jack's dreams were diverted
into another channel.
"If I had Silas Gyde's money she wouldn't have to pay for her own lunch
when she eats with me. And I could take her out nights. Oh!
Automobile, dress-suit, box seats at the Opera, supper at the Bienvenu
and a dance! Lord! And they say old Gyde lived on my salary!"
The offices of the Fisher factory were on the second floor. As Jack
turned in from the hall, Fisher himself was standing at the door of his
private office; hands in pockets, cigar rolling between thick lips, hat
on the back of his head, on his face the customary brutal sneer.