The Substitute Millionaire — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Substitute Millionaire
John Stuart Mill · en
"You're late!" he rasped. "Can't you get out of bed in the mornings?"
This was a regular performance at Fisher's. The boss took his pleasure
that way, and the office employees were hardened to it. But at the
moment Jack was exalted. In his imagination he was still the master of
millions.
"The clock's fast," he said curtly, meeting Fisher square in the eye.
"You lie!" said that gentleman.
By way of answer Jack pulled out his watch and compared it with the
wall clock. The glance was not complimentary to Fisher's battered
time-piece. Fisher purpled with rage.
"You ---- ----! Don't give me any of your lip!"
"Who do you think you are?" said Jack coolly. The words were fatally
ready to his tongue. "You little two-by-four sash and blind maker with
your business in your wife's name! Better pay your bills before you
talk that way to honest men!"
Behind the fright in the eyes of the thin office-boy and the pale
typist, gleamed a wondering delight. Never had such words been heard
in that place!
"Get out of here! Get out of here!" roared Fisher on the verge of
apoplexy. "Get out before I throw you out!"
"As to that," said Jack, "you're not man enough," and he took a step
nearer the boss.
Fisher precipitately retired into his private office, slamming the door
behind him. The office boy tittered, and clapped a scared hand over
his mouth. Jack turned on his heel, and coolly lit a cigarette--lit it
and blew a whole cloud of smoke, there in those sacred precincts! The
eyes of the other two regarded him with a kind of adoration.
From behind the partition Fisher was still shouting: "Get out! You're
fired!"
"Much obliged," said Jack. "It was worth it."
But even while he spake the brave words his heart was sinking like a
stone in deep water. It was Wednesday, and his salary was always spent
in advance of course. All he possessed in the world was a dollar
twenty and his watch--fortunately out of hock for the time being. By
this time, he thought Fisher was probably sorry too, and would take him
back at a word of contrition--but with those admiring eyes on him, he
could not speak it.
"So long, Kids," he said airily, and started for the door.
"Oh, wait a minute," said the boy. "Here's a letter for you this
morning."
Jack thrust it carelessly into his pocket and went on down-stairs. At
the street door he stopped at a loss. Turned loose on the street at
nine o'clock of a working morning, which way was one to turn? He
glanced across the street again, the window was still vacant. Anyway,
he couldn't very well see her, jobless as he was. Better just drop of
sight. This thought cost him a shrewd pang. He started walking
quickly in the direction opposite to that whence she would presently
come.