The Substitute Millionaire — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Substitute Millionaire
John Stuart Mill · en
"Naturally. Naturally. Yes, Mr. Gyde had it installed when the hotel
was built. But there are only two rooms in the suite, and it does not
communicate directly with any other. Moreover the bedroom is quite
dark. It wouldn't do at all."
"Hm!" said Jack. "I suppose not."
"But on the same floor, practically adjoining you might say, there is a
magnificent corner-suite of six rooms--the finest in the house. People
call it the State suite. Prince Boris occupied it on his recent visit,
and the President of Managuay always reserves it."
The apparently indifferent Bobo's ears stretched at this.
"The famous Louis Quinze salon with ceilings by Guglielmetti is
included in this suite, and the Dutch dining-room decorated by Troward
Handler Misty. Each of the bedrooms is done in a different period. I
assure you there is nothing like it in New York. It extends all the
way down the south side of the building, and it is only a matter of
cutting diagonally across the corridor to reach the late Mr. Gyde's
suite, which occupies the back corner of that floor. Those rooms
belong to Mr. Norman anyway since they were exempted from our lease.
Together with the state suite they would make--but let me have the
pleasure of showing them to you."
"What do you think, Mr. Norman?" asked Jack respectfully.
"Oh, take them," said Bobo. "We can change later, if we're not
suited." He gave the yellow stick a twirl.
"Certainly, sir."
Having been shown up to their magnificent quarters, Jack firmly
dismissed the train of admiring clerks, bell boys and maids who
overwhelmed them with attentions. Bobo was bearing himself with
admirable nonchalance, but Jack thought he saw signs of a coming crack
under the strain. There was something comically disproportionate in
the relation of their two little selves and their two little valises to
that endless suite.
"Our baggage will come to-morrow," Jack casually remarked.
When they were left alone in the Louis Quinze salon panelled in blue
brocade, they looked around, and they looked at each other.
"Some li'l sittin'-room," said Jack.
"My God!" cried Bobo. "An hour ago I was sitting on a bench in Bryant
Square with my stomach deflated like a punctured tube!"
"Some rapid rise."
Bobo gravely butted his head against the blue satin brocade. "Sure if
I was asleep, that would wake me up."
"Oh, cheer up! We couldn't both be having the same dream together."
"That's true!" said Bobo, looking wonderfully relieved.
"Let's go into the next room," said Jack. "Louis Quinze isn't
homelike."
Entering the Dutch room, he said: "This is rather classy. We can have
some nice little parties in here."
"I wish it was time to eat again," said Bobo with sudden recollection.
"What a lot of time we waste digesting!"
They were presently informed over the telephone that Mr. Pope of the
_Sphere_ and Mr. Wallis of the _Constellation_ requested a word or two
with Mr. Norman.