The Substitute Millionaire — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Substitute Millionaire
John Stuart Mill · en
"The news of our arrival wasted no time in leaking out," remarked Jack.
Looking Bobo over thoughtfully, he decided that further coaching was
necessary before the pseudo-millionaire could safely be thrown to the
reporters. So he sent down word that Mr. Norman was out, and to avoid
possible encounters in the lobby, he and Bobo made their way out by the
rear door of the state suite and thence by Silas Gyde's private stair
to the entrance on the side street.
At the Broadway corner they paused. The sight of the double procession
of automobiles started a new train of desires.
"They ought to keep the automobile show-rooms open all night," said
Jack. "A fellow wants to buy a car most after dinner. I shan't really
believe I am a millionaire--I mean that you are, until we have a snaky
red roadster with twelve cylinders and a searchlight."
"I'd rather have a limousine with blue upholstery and a chauffeur in
blue livery to take the responsibility," said Bobo.
"Oh, go as far as you like! Where will we go now?"
"How about the Alpine Heights?"
"Lead me to it!"
This place of entertainment was on the roof of one of the theaters. A
discreet privacy shrouded the street entrance. They were whirled aloft
in an elevator, and a small army of silver-buttoned boys and
lace-capped maids relieved them of their outer wear. The restaurant
opened before them like a dream, warm with perfume and color and
softened light. It was arranged like a shallow bowl. The bottom of it
was a velvety dancing-floor, and all around were low terraces of
tables. Overhead was a balcony, and one end of the place was closed by
a great curtain. When this was lifted a sheet of glittering ice was
revealed. The whole place exhaled luxury like the palace of a satrap.
"What a background for the lovely girls!" said Jack. "But the black
coats and pants are out of place here."
"Oh, I don't know!" said Bobo, strutting a little.
Jack's sharp eyes perceived that the first and lowest row of tables was
by a process of judicious selection on the part of the head-waiter,
filled with the elite of the "Broadway crowd," the women exquisite with
their bare shoulders and jewels, the men looking bored and superior as
is expected of super-men. These people, as the cunning management of
the restaurant well knew, formed the real attraction to the soberer
folk from out of town, who sat further back drinking it all in with
innocent big eyes. They thought these fine folk must be Astorbilts or
Vandergelds, whereas they were more likely Follies of the Circus and
Handsome Harries in funds.
The headwaiter with a shrewd glance at the two young men started to
lead them to an obscure corner (young men unaccompanied do not spend
much) but Jack with a cough attracted his attention and with discreet
motion effected a transfer to his ready hand. Whereupon after heavy
study, the majordomo affected to discover a vacant table in the second
row. The rail of the balcony was over their heads.