The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
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“Turn off the hydrant,” said the Kid, one night when Molly, tearful,
besought him to amend his ways. “I’m going to cut out the gang. You for
mine, and the simple life on the side. I’ll tell you, Moll—I’ll get
work; and in a year we’ll get married. I’ll do it for you. We’ll get a
flat and a flute, and a sewing machine and a rubber plant and live as
honest as we can.”
“Oh, Kid,” sighed Molly, wiping the powder off his shoulder with her
handkerchief, “I’d rather hear you say that than to own all of New
York. And we can be happy on so little!”
The Kid looked down at his speckless cuffs and shining patent leathers
with a suspicion of melancholy.
“It’ll hurt hardest in the rags department,” said he. “I’ve kind of
always liked to rig out swell when I could. You know how I hate cheap
things, Moll. This suit set me back sixty-five. Anything in the wearing
apparel line has got to be just so, or it’s to the misfit parlors for
it, for mine. If I work I won’t have so much coin to hand over to the
little man with the big shears.”
“Never mind, Kid. I’ll like you just as much in a blue jumper as I
would in a red automobile.”
Before the Kid had grown large enough to knock out his father he had
been compelled to learn the plumber’s art. So now back to this
honorable and useful profession he returned. But it was as an assistant
that he engaged himself; and it is the master plumber and not the
assistant, who wears diamonds as large as hailstones and looks
contemptuously upon the marble colonnades of Senator Clark’s mansion.
Eight months went by as smoothly and surely as though they had
“elapsed” on a theater program. The Kid worked away at his pipes and
solder with no symptoms of backsliding. The Stovepipe gang continued
its piracy on the high avenues, cracked policemen’s heads, held up late
travelers, invented new methods of peaceful plundering, copied Fifth
avenue’s cut of clothes and neckwear fancies and comported itself
according to its lawless bylaws. But the Kid stood firm and faithful to
his Molly, even though the polish was gone from his fingernails and it
took him 15 minutes to tie his purple silk ascot so that the worn
places would not show.
One evening he brought a mysterious bundle with him to Molly’s house.
“Open that, Moll!” he said in his large, quiet way. “It’s for you.”
Molly’s eager fingers tore off the wrappings. She shrieked aloud, and
in rushed a sprinkling of little McKeevers, and Ma McKeever, dishwashy,
but an undeniable relative of the late Mrs. Eve.
Again Molly shrieked, and something dark and long and sinuous flew and
enveloped her neck like an anaconda.
“Russian sables,” said the Kid, pridefully, enjoying the sight of
Molly’s round cheek against the clinging fur. “The real thing. They
don’t grow anything in Russia too good for you, Moll.”