Windmills: A book of fables — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Windmills: A book of fables
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The boy made a careful study of explosives and experimented with them
until he could send huge palm trees hundreds of feet into the air. It
became his ambition to blow up the mountain. He made several attempts,
but could not succeed. He blew great holes in it and discovered mines
of gold and diamonds and platinum and various new earths which, when
mixed with his explosive, increased its power. But the mountain
seemed to be capable of absorbing any shock. He had just given up his
experiments in despair when Siebenhaar came rushing over in a great
state of excitement to say that the island had moved a degree and a
half.
The two men looked at each other incredulously, not daring to believe
in what was thumping in both their minds. They prepared a new charge,
took their bearings, exploded it, and found that they were moving at
the rate of twenty-three knots an hour, N.N.W. The next charge they
placed so that the island moved W.N.W.
They could then navigate and go whither they pleased. They embraced,
danced, killed a goat, and drank heavily to celebrate their triumph.
III: CIVILISATION
The north point of the island was a rocky headland, a precipice
hundreds of feet above the sea-level. Beyond it jutted three jagged
rocks. One morning Siebenhaar found on one of these rocks the hull of
a vessel, and when he looked closer he saw a man sitting disconsolate
upon it. He fetched Ultimus, who threw stones to attract the man’s
attention. It was impossible to make him hear. They gesticulated to
tell him to swim to his right, and at last he caught their meaning,
stripped and plunged into the sea. They had already stopped the island,
which was now making only a gentle way, so that there was no danger of
his being run down.
By the time they reached the shore the man was already sitting on the
sands drying himself and eating a cocoa-nut. He was above middle age,
and had a little fat belly and long thin legs. Siebenhaar addressed him
in Fattish, and the man said he was a Rear-Admiral in the Fattish Navy
and would like to know what in hell they meant by ruining his battle in
which he had got the Fatters fairly on the run.
“Battle?” said Siebenhaar.
“Yes. Four cruisers, six destroyers, and torpedo craft. All gone on the
rocks. The most amazing thing in all my long experience. Not a sign of
a rock on the chart. You must have got the Fatters first, for their
firing suddenly ceased. Who are you? What are you?”
Siebenhaar told him it was Samways Island.
The man’s jaw dropped.
“I spent the best part of three years after that,” he said. “I
originally annexed it for the Empire.”
“Not,” cried Siebenhaar. “_Not_ Mr. Bich?”
“Bich is my name.”
Siebenhaar disclosed his identity and Rear-Admiral Bich covered his
amazement and emotion with a volley of expletives. He asked after
George, and when he was told that both he and Arabella were dead he
could not check his tears.