My _constant companion_, in whose apartment I write this letter,
pretends, that in the beginning of it I had just that pleasantry of
disposition which love inspires; but I know not what is become of it.
In proportion as I proceed, a languor invades my heart, and hardly
leaves me spirits to write the reproaches she would have me make you.
For you are to know the above hypercriticisms are rather hers than my
own. It was she that dictated in particular the first article,
laughing like an idiot, and insisting on my not altering a single
syllable. She says, it is to teach you to respect Marini, whom she
patronizes and you have the presumption to ridicule.
But can you guess the cause of our good humour? it is her approaching
marriage. The contract was signed last night, and the day is fixed for
Monday sevennight. If ever love was a chearful passion, it is surely
so with her: surely no girl was ever so droll upon the like occasion.
The good Mr. Orbe, whose head is also a little turned, was highly
delighted with the comical manner in which he was received. Less
difficult to be pleased than you were, he takes great pleasure in
adding to the pleasantry of courtship, and looks upon the art of
diverting his mistress as a master-piece in making love. For her part,
we may talk to her as we please of decorum, tell her as much as we
will of the grave and serious turn she ought to assume on the point of
matrimony, and of doing honour to the virgin state she is going to
quit; she laughs at all we can say, as ridiculous grimace, and tells
Mr. Orbe to his face, that on the wedding day she shall be in the best
humour in the world; and that one cannot go too chearfully to be
married. But the little dissembler does not tell all; I surprized her
this morning wiping her eyes, which were red with crying, and I would
lay a wager, the tears of the night equal the smiles of the day. She
is going to bind herself in new chains, that will relax the gentle
ties of friendship: she is entering on a manner of life very different
to that which she most affected. Hitherto always pleased and tranquil,
she is going to run those hazards which are inseparable from the best
marriage; and, whatever face she may assume, I see that, as a clear
and smooth water begins to be troubled at the approach of a storm, so
her chaste and timid heart feels an alarm at her approaching change of
condition.
May they be happy, my dear friend! they love, and will be united in
marriage: they will reap the transports of mutual enjoyment without
obstacles, without fear, without remorse! Adieu, my heart is full----I
can write no more.
P.S. We have seen Lord B----, but he was in such haste to proceed on
his journey, that he staid with us but a moment. Impressed with a due
sense of the obligations we owe him, I would have made him my
acknowledgments and yours; but, I know not how, I was ashamed. It is
surely a kind of insult offered to his unparallel’d generosity to
thank such a man for any thing!