The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter — Socrates — John Shaqi
The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter
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“I want to, but I probably shall not,” he answered. “When I marry I want
to have done something besides having just lived. It seems as if it were
due my wife. Besides, when I get married I want to stay married; I don't
want any girl to marry _me_ and give her heart to some other fellow. She
must have time to be sure of one thing--that I am the right man. That
cannot be proven with passionate vows or bouquets or guitar music, but
only by sufficient acquaintance. On the other hand, I'd like to know, or
think I know, that she is the right girl. If Gwendolyn really wants to
marry a count it would be silly for me to try to convince her that I
am the better fellow. She must see that for herself. If she doesn't,
I should assume that she was right. God knows that I'm not so stuck on
myself as to question her judgment. I'm very fond of her, but I have
never let her suspect it.”
“If I were you I'd begin to arouse her suspicions.”
“That I propose to do, but delicately and without any guitar music. Love
is a very sacred thing to me.”
“And the man who talks much about his love generally hasn't any,” I
suggested.
“At least, if he has any love in him the cheapest way of showing it is
by talk and song.”
“It's so awful easy to make words lie,” I agreed.
“If she wants me to enter a lying-match with these Romeos I'll agree,
but only on condition that it's a lying-match--that we're only playing a
game. I won't try to deceive her. Women are not fools or playthings any
longer, are they?
“Generally not, if they're born in America,” I agreed.
Here was the modem American lover, and I must acknowledge that I fell in
love with him. He stood for honest loving--a new type of chivalry--and
against the lying, romantic twaddle which had come down from the feudal
world. That kind of thing had been a proper accessory of courts and
concubines. It would not do for America.
“I see that I am putting the case in good hands. Go in and win it,” I
said.
“I'll make it my business while I'm here,” said he.
“You're a born business man. I know it's fashionable to hate the word
'business,' but I like it. In love it looks for dividends of happiness.”
“And I've observed that a home has got to pay or go out of business,”
said he. “If Gwendolyn would put up with me I believe we could stand
together to the end of the game.”
“I have some reason for saying that she is very fond of you,” I
declared.
“I wouldn't dare ask you to explain, but you tempt me,” he said.
“A good-attorney never tells all he knows unless he is writing a book,”
I answered.
We had come to the Spanish Stairs, where converging ways poured a thin,
noisy fall of tourists and guide-books into the street below. I had seen
the Stairs in my youth.
And I thought how many thousands
Of awe-encumbered men,
Each bearing his Hare and Baedeker,
Had passed the Stairs since then.