The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter — Socrates — John Shaqi
The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter
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We made our way through crowded thoroughfares to the Pantheon and were
in the thicket of vast columns when some one touched my arm. Who was
this man with a blue monocle over his right eye, whose look was so
familiar? Ah, to be sure, it was Muggs.
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Again his mustache had disappeared, as had my hat and coat and the old
suit of clothes, and how that blue monocle and the new attire and the
smooth upper lip had changed the whole effect of Muggs! Evidently the
man was prosperous and entering a new career. How does it happen that he
has come in my way again, I asked myself, and then I remembered that he
knew that I was to be there. What was I to expect now?--violence or----
He smiled.
“Charming day, isn't it?” he said, in his most agreeable tone.
He had neatly and deliberately removed his monocle as he spoke.
“Very! I suppose that stained-glass window of yours is a memorial to
Wilton?”
He only smiled.
“As a European you're a great success,” I went on.
“Beginning a new life from the ground up,” said he, and added, with a
glance at the great bronze doors, “Isn't this a wonderful place?”
“Yes, it was intended for a mammoth safe where reputations could be
stored and embellished and kept, but it didn't work.”
“They cracked it and got away with the reputations,” said he, with a
smile.
“Exactly! In my opinion every man should have his own private pantheon,
and see that his reputation is as strong as the safe. It's the
discrepancy that's dangerous. People won't allow a reputation to stay
where it does not belong.”
He stepped closer and said, in a confidential tone, “I'm trying to
improve mine, and I wish you would help me.”
“How?”
“Come to a little dinner that I am giving and say a good word for me
when you can.”
“Are you trying to marry Mrs. Mullet?”
“Yes, I've fallen in love, and, as God's my witness, I'm living honest.”
“Muggs, I'll help you to get a reputation, but I won't help you to get a
wife,” I said. “You must get the reputation first, and it will take you
a long time. You'll have to try to pay back the money you've taken and
keep it up long enough to prove your good faith.”
Muggs's plan was quite apparent. He wanted an all-around treaty of
peace. He was still levying blackmail; the thing he demanded was not
cash, but a character.
“That's exactly what I hope to do,” he explained. “I shall have all kinds
of money, and I propose to square every account.”
“That's all right, provided Mrs. Mullet knows the whole plan and is
willing to undertake the responsibility.”
He looked into my eyes, and said clearly in his smile: “You're the worst
ass of a lawyer that I ever saw in my life. I've tried to be decent, and
you've wiped your boots on me. Wait and see what happens now.”
All that seemed to be in his smile, but not a word of it passed his
lips. He neatly adjusted the blue monocle and lifted his hat and said
“Good afternoon,” and walked away.