The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
John Stuart Mill · en
Every Thanksgiving Day for nine years the Old Gentleman had come there
and found Stuffy Pete on his bench. That was a thing that the Old
Gentleman was trying to make a tradition of. Every Thanksgiving Day for
nine years he had found Stuffy there, and had led him to a restaurant
and watched him eat a big dinner. They do those things in England
unconsciously. But this is a young country, and nine years is not so
bad. The Old Gentleman was a staunch American patriot, and considered
himself a pioneer in American tradition. In order to become picturesque
we must keep on doing one thing for a long time without ever letting it
get away from us. Something like collecting the weekly dimes in
industrial insurance. Or cleaning the streets.
The Old Gentleman moved, straight and stately, toward the Institution
that he was rearing. Truly, the annual feeding of Stuffy Pete was
nothing national in its character, such as the Magna Charta or jam for
breakfast was in England. But it was a step. It was almost feudal. It
showed, at least, that a Custom was not impossible to New
Y—ahem!—America.
The Old Gentleman was thin and tall and sixty. He was dressed all in
black, and wore the old-fashioned kind of glasses that won’t stay on
your nose. His hair was whiter and thinner than it had been last year,
and he seemed to make more use of his big, knobby cane with the crooked
handle.
As his established benefactor came up Stuffy wheezed and shuddered like
some woman’s over-fat pug when a street dog bristles up at him. He
would have flown, but all the skill of Santos-Dumont could not have
separated him from his bench. Well had the myrmidons of the two old
ladies done their work.
“Good morning,” said the Old Gentleman. “I am glad to perceive that the
vicissitudes of another year have spared you to move in health about
the beautiful world. For that blessing alone this day of thanksgiving
is well proclaimed to each of us. If you will come with me, my man, I
will provide you with a dinner that should make your physical being
accord with the mental.”
That is what the old Gentleman said every time. Every Thanksgiving Day
for nine years. The words themselves almost formed an Institution.
Nothing could be compared with them except the Declaration of
Independence. Always before they had been music in Stuffy’s ears. But
now he looked up at the Old Gentleman’s face with tearful agony in his
own. The fine snow almost sizzled when it fell upon his perspiring
brow. But the Old Gentleman shivered a little and turned his back to
the wind.
Stuffy had always wondered why the Old Gentleman spoke his speech
rather sadly. He did not know that it was because he was wishing every
time that he had a son to succeed him. A son who would come there after
he was gone—a son who would stand proud and strong before some
subsequent Stuffy, and say: “In memory of my father.” Then it would be
an Institution.